1980: The Worst Thing You Can Imagine Would Be an Apocalypse Posted by Oppo on 27 August 2020, 10:00 pm 1990: Try a Zombie Apocalype. 2013: How about a Sharknado? 2020: Grab a mask and hold my beer. Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
I’m imagining a conversation between God and Man. God: “I’ve got something really big planned for this year. Guess what it is.” Man: “Um… a global pandemic?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” Man: “How about a global plague?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” Man: “How about riots?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” In the background, two angels are talking. Angel 1: “Man, this is brutal. The Boss ever played this game before?” Angel 2: “Only twice. Last time it was with this guy named Linnaeus. That’s when God created the platypus.” Angel 1: “Ouch. And the first time?” Angel 2: “Ask Job about it next time you see him. He gets mad if anyone else tells his story.” Loading... Reply to this comment
I’m imagining a conversation between God and Man.
God: “I’ve got something really big planned for this year. Guess what it is.”
Man: “Um… a global pandemic?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
Man: “How about a global plague?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
Man: “How about riots?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
In the background, two angels are talking.
Angel 1: “Man, this is brutal. The Boss ever played this game before?”
Angel 2: “Only twice. Last time it was with this guy named Linnaeus. That’s when God created the platypus.”
Angel 1: “Ouch. And the first time?”
Angel 2: “Ask Job about it next time you see him. He gets mad if anyone else tells his story.”
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