Midnight Special

Good evening everyone. Hope you are all rested up for tonight’s festivities.

Time to load up the Woody and get ready to taste some sweet, sweet waves. For tonight we are partying with…

The Beach Boys

I’m thinking that we may explore some of the less played music, but who knows what will strike my fancy.

On to the show!

Suck It Up, BitterCup

Antifa dope, vandalizing subway car: “I could’ve been home right now, getting ready to watch “Midnight Special”! So I truly have made poor choices in life.”

Link of the Day: NSFW (Not Safe For Wangs)

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Florida Researchers Catch New 100-Pound Alligator Snapping Turtle Species

I bet that thing likes eating emus.

Fully Expandable

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Pay It Forward

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Should’ve Known Which Side the Darth Mail Union Supported

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Wait. Wh . . . What??

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Scientists Create Compact Particle Accelerators That Drive Electron Beams Nearer Speed of Light

Ben Robinson, University of Manchester / August 11, 2020 / Phys.org

Scientists have successfully developed a pocket-sized particle accelerator capable of projecting ultra-short electron beams with laser light at more than 99.99% of the speed of light.

It’s a freakin’ mirror! And we can’t even organize our freakin’ coins — are we ready for pocket particle accelerators operating at lint speed??

And Water Is Wet!

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“A More Perfect Union” Didn’t Mean Big Labor

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Back To Isolation

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Romance in 2020: Lovesick Teen Asks Girl Into His Contact Tracing Circle

They then reportedly made energetic, but very ineffective, love

Hey, there might actually be a major motion screenplay here.

Spoiler Alert!

She says no.

Makes Sense to Joe

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Panda Aces Cognitive Test Again! Media Praises Biden’s Second Place Finish This Time

Straight Line of the Day: Once You Have Confirmed You Are Over 18, You Can Read the Following: …

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