All Prescient and Accounted For

Q: Will Bob B, Burt, and Tankdemon receive some kind of “Karmalak the Magnificent” Award for these predictions?

A: Well, that depends: would it cost more money than a nameplate? And, of course, it’d have to be adjusted for inflation…

Straight Line: If Joe Biden Runs for President, His Running Mate…

Bob B, Oct. 8, 2015:

…will have to be clean, articulate, and speak with “a slight Indian accent”…

.

Burt, Oct. 8, 2015:

…will be the cringing possessor of the shortest straw.

.

Straight Line: If Joe Biden Wins the Democrat Nomination His Running Mate Will Be…

Tankdemon, Sept. 19, 2019

…studying the actuarial tables.

…somebody with terrific smelling hair.

…chosen because xe is able to immediately take over the duties of Commander-in-Chief and not because xe checks off at least three boxes on the Democrat victim hierarchy.

3 Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.