Florida Airport Is Evacuated After Live French S-530 Air-to-Air MISSILE Is Found in a Shipping Container – and Air Force Bomb Squad Are Called To Remove It
The Daily Mail (U.K.) | Aug 18 2020 | James GordonA contractor who was working at a Florida airport opened up a container to find a live missile.
The shocking find happened on Friday afternoon at Lakeland Linder International Airport east of Tampa.
It’s not known how the missile arrived at the airport which is mainly used for private jets and no longer for any kind of military use.
Probably address to Mr. A. N. Tifa.
Pierre! You idiot! Why did you send my rocket to Florida when you know perfectly well I live in Alaska?!?
Blame ACME shipping.
They’re usually pretty quick at getting me my stuff.
The seller said it was a surface-to-air missile! That’s it, I’m rating him only 2 stars on Amazon!
Well, ok, 3 stars. He got most of it right.
Dammit, there goes FrankJ’s birthday surprise.
At least they haven’t messed up on the delivery from Lawrence Livermore… yet…
Were there any “No Missile Zone” signs posted? That would surely have helped.
Nah, just some foreign language sign that said “Nom is silez one”. Really, they should have at least one sign in English.