“Looked at another way,” he continued, “it also sort of resembles a breast.”
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And in other headlines:
Emu Seized in Pre-Dawn Raid, With CNN Taping
… “He’s one of those vestigal right-wing conspiracy nut jobs planning on overthrowing our democracy and taking over the world monetary system, as directed by Illumnati lizard-alien overlords,” Jermin explained.
The emu was released without bail, as he is not considered a flight risk.
“That’s no moon…wait…”
Wrong direction.
Say it ain’t so Emu, say it ain’t so!
His primary motivation appears to be avenging his brethren by decimating the Blue Emu company. The reason is unclear…
Walruskkkch dropped a dime on emu. Still can’t get over the nameplate.
It’s twue! It’s Twue!
Walrus: “I’m shocked — shocked! — to find out that this site is harboring gambling emus!”
Attendant: “Here are your winnings, Monsieur Walrus.”
Walrus: “Major Strasser will be performing a little entertainment here tonight, Emu.”
Dammit. How do you beat that?
Play it Sam and get me an Emu sammich while your at it.
“Major Strasser has been shot!”
“Round up the usual Emus.”
Does that EMU have a green card? No? Then shoot it while it attempts to escape.
CNN reveals that they ‘just happened’ to be there when the swat team broke into the house of Orange Man Bad’s friend.
Coincidence. Honest