IMAO World Headquarters
Oppo: Odds Bodkins! Is this a Digger I see before me?
Who is that nameplate for?
Oppo: Do you mean “For whom is that nameplate?”
Friend of Walrus: What gives? Asking for a friend.
Keln: I couldn’t make this meeting.
Emu: Squawk.
Basil: Where’d we get the money for a new nameplate?
Walrus {on speakerphone}: Hello? Hello? . . .
Frank J.: I’m in charge.
MINUTES: Resolved: Full salary, benefits, and stock options for emu, with corporate office, transportation, and housing, plus seven company-paid vacations per year. Proposed, seconded, and passed with one squawk in the affirmative.
What show was that from? Tony Orlando, Tony Orlando, and Tony Orlando?
The Hudson Brothers Razzle Dazzle Show. From somewhere in the 70s.
Well at least it wasn’t a zoom meeting.
So…Emu gets walruskkkch’s name plate that ironically says EMU. Fine…now where is a name plate for walruskkkch that says WALRUSKKKCH?? Also, what about that tiny chair that’s been assigned to walruskkkch? I see a lawsuit in the making here.
Big bucks?
What do you mean by big? Like 8-point?
The foot long, and then some.
Look at FrankJ going all Alex Haig.
Yay, the Emu is back, baby! Woo hoo! What I am feeling might not be actual joy, but after the desolation that imbrued my soul upon hearing of that magnificent bird’s departure, learning of his return is as a refreshing rain in the Kalihari. Please, in the name of all that is holy, I beseech you through a veil of tears, do not ever let him depart again.
We are putting him to work. Next week’s Hootenanny will be in his wings.
So can we expect to hear “Fly Like An Eagle” by the Steve Miller Band and “Eight Miles High” by the Byrds?
But Emu is flightless, so maybe we’ll get tunes like “I’m Walking” by Fats Domino and “Walking in London” by Concrete Blonde.
“She’s Got Legs” — ZZ Top
That might be giving off to much of a Colonel Sanders vibe.