What the hell is the point of even clicking on IMAO anymore? Emu was the glue that held this little weblog together. Now, there is nothing but bleak desolation and a soul-numbing emptiness. You would probably have to read the entire collected works of Sarte to understand depths of my melancholy.
Please, Emu, make a swift return and free me from the bonds of this depression.
Actually it was walruskkkch’s nameplate even though it had EMU on it when it should have had walruskkkch on it. How anyone could spell walruskkkch as EMU is beyond me…but stranger things have happened. After all this is 2020.
You can tell us, you were going to eat him.
He didn’t quit, he escaped.
He’ll be back after he gets to Liberty Mutual and finds out the job’s already taken.
What? No!
I was all ready for a twelve part series on how profitable emus are.
What the hell is the point of even clicking on IMAO anymore? Emu was the glue that held this little weblog together. Now, there is nothing but bleak desolation and a soul-numbing emptiness. You would probably have to read the entire collected works of Sarte to understand depths of my melancholy.
Please, Emu, make a swift return and free me from the bonds of this depression.
Yup. Werner Herzog’s got nothing on IMAO when it comes to ennui. At least since the emu left.
The bird is gone
but not forgotten.
Did he take his nameplate with him?
Don’t know, but the office stapler is missing currently.
“They promised him he could keep his Swingline, but…. OK….”
I know that EMU! He’s the notorious ‘sammich thief!
https://imgur.com/gallery/Qn4E3
Actually it was walruskkkch’s nameplate even though it had EMU on it when it should have had walruskkkch on it. How anyone could spell walruskkkch as EMU is beyond me…but stranger things have happened. After all this is 2020.
A flightless bird is less absurd than a rightless republic.
And who knows? Maybe “E.M.U.” was an abbreviation of Walrus’s title.
“Executive Management Undermanager” or something.
Can I get that on a name plate?
Just asking.
For a friend.
Management is just making room for the cassowary they’ve always coveted …
Be cassowary of what you wish for.
I was hoping for the Kiwi.
A flighty emu – who knew?
OK, FOR THE LOVE OF . . . WE DIDN’T KNOW THE EMU MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU!
WE’LL COAX HIM BACK. NAMEPLATE AND ALL.
And give him Walrus’s seat at the conference table.
They’re equally skittish and unpredictable, and violent, so what difference does it make?
So does that mean I now get the “Comfy” chair?
Come to think of it, “IMAO” and “EMU” sound very much alike.
[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding Emu.
Hedley Lamarr: That’s not much of a crime.
Bart: Through IMAO Headquarters?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
Emus: The OTHER white meat