Emu Quits IMAO, Citing Lack of Diversity: Kicks Door, Escapes

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  1. What the hell is the point of even clicking on IMAO anymore? Emu was the glue that held this little weblog together. Now, there is nothing but bleak desolation and a soul-numbing emptiness. You would probably have to read the entire collected works of Sarte to understand depths of my melancholy.

    Please, Emu, make a swift return and free me from the bonds of this depression.

  2. OK, FOR THE LOVE OF . . . WE DIDN’T KNOW THE EMU MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU!

    WE’LL COAX HIM BACK. NAMEPLATE AND ALL.

    And give him Walrus’s seat at the conference table.

    They’re equally skittish and unpredictable, and violent, so what difference does it make?

  3. [Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]

    Bart: Stampeding Emu.

    Hedley Lamarr: That’s not much of a crime.

    Bart: Through IMAO Headquarters?

    Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

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