Police elephant disarms laser-weilding rioter.
“You see, it’s not us using lethal force, so we’re in compliance with the mayor’s orders,” the chief said.
Elephants excel at camouflage. See if you can spot the elephant in this picture! If you can, you’re better than a laser-weilding rioter!
Someone give those elephants sniper rifles.
Also, make sure we keep contact info on them for the trials. Elephants never forget…
Someone dock that red-haired Antifa dude a day’s pay.
For nappin’ on the job?
And…
they work for peanuts!!
“Disarm” – I’m not sure it means the same thing to an elephant…
Kyle Rittenhouse certainly ‘disarmed’ one of his assailants.