Straight Line of the Day: Due To His Very, Very Fragile Whiteness, Oppo Admits… Posted by Oppo on 10 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… He puns for White Supremacy. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… HE STOLE my nameplate! Loading... Reply to this comment
Yes but your nameplate had EMU printed on it, so technically he stole Emu’s nameplate. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… he will admit his fragile whiteness. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… you want him on that wall, you NEED him on that wall! Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… he believes FrankJ thinks the sun shines out his arse. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… to anything the mob demands. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… discriminating against Emus is a bad thing. Loading... Reply to this comment
…he spends a lot of time in bars, nursing a glass of milk. …when the neighborhood kids played cowboys and Indians, he was always Pat Boone. …Mr. Rogers is a scary, scary man. …whenever he need to feel superior, he looked down at his shadow. Then quickly crossed the street. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… …he likes his Folgers Crystals with lots of cream. Loading... Reply to this comment
Oppo admits he will panhandle for walruskkkch snacks. they’re like scooby snacks but better. Loading... Reply to this comment
…his favorite meal is tuna fish on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies. Loading... Reply to this comment
Sandlot rules, my friend. It’s the quick and the dead out there. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and Oppo is wearing the Milkbone underwear today. Do we not crush our enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Or is that idle prattle? CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!! (sorry, got a little excited there…) Loading... Reply to this comment
I hear Oppo folds his dirty underwear into neat little squares like a good little seaman…. 🙂 Don’t know iffin it’s true but that is the scuttlebutt. Loading... Reply to this comment
… to seriously considering changing his name to “I really support all sides” Loading... Reply to this comment
… his whiteness, unlike Epstein, did kill itself. Now his skin is fluorescent violet. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… …there are some mountains high enough, some rivers wide enough and some valleys low enough to keep him from getting to you. Loading... Reply to this comment
Oppos sometimes breaks out into uncontrollable bouts of “My Precious!” Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… …he much prefers nature documentaries set in the Amazon to those set in the Kalihari- much more diversity. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the area between the whitewater rapids is always portage. …he’s deathly afraid of dogs named Spot. Loading... Reply to this comment
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits… a family secret. His grandmother was Dutch. Loading... Reply to this comment
… he’s afraid to address Basil by name…
… for decades now, he thought “Tears for Fears” was a lifestyle choice…
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
He puns for White Supremacy.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
HE STOLE my nameplate!
Yes but your nameplate had EMU printed on it, so technically he stole Emu’s nameplate.
You misread that.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
he will admit his fragile whiteness.
Like Freddie Mercury, nothing really matters to him.
… he needs to spend a lot on sunscreen.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
you want him on that wall, you NEED him on that wall!
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
he believes FrankJ thinks the sun shines out his arse.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
to anything the mob demands.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
discriminating against Emus is a bad thing.
…he spends a lot of time in bars, nursing a glass of milk.
…when the neighborhood kids played cowboys and Indians, he was always Pat Boone.
…Mr. Rogers is a scary, scary man.
…whenever he need to feel superior, he looked down at his shadow. Then quickly crossed the street.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
…he likes his Folgers Crystals with lots of cream.
Oppo admits he will panhandle for walruskkkch snacks.
they’re like scooby snacks but better.
R’uh R’oh.
…his favorite meal is tuna fish on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.
It don’t get no whiter than that.
…he is 1023/1024th feline, to put it another way…
…wearing “Tighty-Whities” gives him feelings of microaggression.
Man, that’s hitting below belt.
Sandlot rules, my friend. It’s the quick and the dead out there.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and Oppo is wearing the Milkbone underwear today.
Do we not crush our enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Or is that idle prattle?
CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!
(sorry, got a little excited there…)
I hear Oppo folds his dirty underwear into neat little squares like a good little seaman…. 🙂
Don’t know iffin it’s true but that is the scuttlebutt.
… to seriously considering changing his name to “I really support all sides”
… his whiteness, unlike Epstein, did kill itself.
Now his skin is fluorescent violet.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
…there are some mountains high enough, some rivers wide enough and some valleys low enough to keep him from getting to you.
Oppos sometimes breaks out into uncontrollable bouts of “My Precious!”
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
…he much prefers nature documentaries set in the Amazon to those set in the Kalihari- much more diversity.
…the area between the whitewater rapids is always portage.
…he’s deathly afraid of dogs named Spot.
Due to his very, very fragile whiteness, Oppo admits…
a family secret. His grandmother was Dutch.
Good one!