Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia’s always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind…
You swear to God (or Cthulhu, ymmv) that you got a sneak preview of the Midnight Special, which will, sadly, be emu-free. Special guest appearance by Nick Lowe, so we have that going for us, which is nice
… you find that you keep mixing up the subjects & direct objects in your sentences.
Biden starts to seem sensible.
When you open a bottle of vodka and throw away the cap.
When you open a bottle of vodka rather than a bottle of bourbon
Extra helping ~~~~~
You have a sudden, irresistible urge for vodka and borscht…
You can see the boyish laughter in the eyes of Vladimir Putin…
I already know I’m being influenced… My TV told me so…
I find myself Russian to vote for Trump!
Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia’s always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind…
Stacy Abrams seems to be cuddly, like bear…
Kind of like a Trumpy Bear?
An extra paddington Bear.
You self-identify as a Democrat.
Bernie still runs rampant in your dreams…
Is he bare-chested on a Unicorn?
Just asking.
For a friend.
Yes…
You pound on a table with your shoe to make a point.
Strange packets of vodka beans show up in your mailbox. Vodka beans you didn’t order!
You take a knee at the start of a basketball game. Oh, wait, that’s China, but still communism.
My mail-ordered bride arrived with a pocket full of 2020 ballots.
Your screen pic is of Moose and Squirrel with a prohibition sign over top.
Sudden desire to replace border wall with an iron curtain.
You can only bring yourself to vote for candidates named Boris or Natasha.
A Democrat speaks.
A tv news show is on.
Someone is forbidden to post on Facebook or Twiiter.
China’s influence is when a Hollywood or Sports celebrity speaks.
You pronounce it as Бэзил not Бэзил.
The streak continues.
Superfecta?
How To Tell if You’re Being Influenced by Russia in the Upcoming Election: …
You think Orange Man Good!
How to tell if you’re being influenced by Russia in the upcoming election: …
The vote votes you, not you vote the vote
The ballot they mailed to you has borscht stains
Favorite color? Red…
How to tell if you’re being influenced by Russia in the upcoming election: …
if you can tell then you ain’t.
How to tell if you’re being influenced by Russia in the upcoming election: …
you stop wanting to punch a hippy.
tankdemon: Marked himself “safe” from being influenced by Russia in the upcoming election.
…also known as death.
Doesn’t mean the Russkies can’t still influence your vote.
When answering a poll question whether you are voting for Biden, you respond, nyet.
How to tell if you’re being influenced by Russia in the upcoming election:
You find anti-fracking arguments compelling.
You swear to God (or Cthulhu, ymmv) that you got a sneak preview of the Midnight Special, which will, sadly, be emu-free. Special guest appearance by Nick Lowe, so we have that going for us, which is nice
I think we need to open up a file on tankdemon.
Perhaps a visit to room 101 is in the offing?
Perhaps.
Emu reportedly “devastated” at news:
“Who Ya Gotta Harris Around Here To Get on the Midnight Special?”
How To Tell if You’re Being Influenced by Russia in the Upcoming Election: …
You think Abba is the greatest band ever and that Stalin did right by murdering all Russian crippled vets of WW II (bet you didn’t know THAT did you?)
Second Greatest.
When I get thirsty I get the urge to split a bottle of Poland Spring water with Angela Merkel.
No longer get confused when the communists at CNN attack me for opposing real socialism.
You watch XiNN?
…when someone asks who your favorite Beatle is and you answer “Lenin”