State governments will take away your business license for opening,
Cities are disbanding their police departments.
Church services are banned.
Martial Law is implemented to prevent the spread of a virus. No one may go anywhere without a mask unless you are rioting, looting, and vandalizing in the name of racial justice.
Joe Biden graduated law school in the top half of his class, with a full academic scholarship and also received 3 undergraduate degrees. He went on the reverse the effects of global warming and brought racism to an end in America. This all pales in comparison to his greatest achievement. Joe Biden actually made a honey badger care.
The sun raises in the west and sets in the east, the Democrats fight to lower taxes while the Republicans try to raise them, and major Hollywood stars endorse Trump for a second term.
Joe Biden is awarded the Nobel Prize for medicine in recognition of his advancements in brain surgery.
You must wear a mask to enter a bank.
Trump is still married to his 1st wife who looks like…well…she was voted “best personality” in high school.
…tunas eat cats. [shudder]
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Baseball games are shortened to 7 innings for double headers.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Everyone has goatees, even the women.
What about the goats?
Yes, even Tom Brady and Michael Jordan.
You misspelled Tim Duncan…
I’ll call Dr. J to check my game.
… it’s Monday…
Every. Day.
I was gonna say, “It’s 2020”, same difference.
… Anna Nicole married for love…
…. walruskkkch has a correctly spelled, unchewed nameplate…
That is truly bizzaro.
… there is only one way to pronounce Basil…
State governments will take away your business license for opening,
Cities are disbanding their police departments.
Church services are banned.
Martial Law is implemented to prevent the spread of a virus. No one may go anywhere without a mask unless you are rioting, looting, and vandalizing in the name of racial justice.
Everyone went to school or work and rioters didn’t call everyone else fascists.
… Stacy Abrams has, inexplicably, chosen Joe Biden to be her vice presidential nominee…
…Folgers Crystals are surreptitiously replaced with ground coffee.
You can believe it’s not butter.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
NYT changes name to Gotham Bee.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
I…am…King of the Forest!
Walruses swinging by vines are truly daunting
Put ’em up! I’ll fight ya with one paw tied behind my back.
Joe Biden graduated law school in the top half of his class, with a full academic scholarship and also received 3 undergraduate degrees. He went on the reverse the effects of global warming and brought racism to an end in America. This all pales in comparison to his greatest achievement. Joe Biden actually made a honey badger care.
The Cubs win the World Series
women are constantly trying to sniff Joe Biden’s hair.
Extra helping ~~~~~
Women want to have Michael Obama’s babies…..
ooops. I mean Michelle’s 🙂
(sound of me violently retching in the background)
Officials responsible for Chicago’s useless public schools push for removing history from the curriculum statewide…
Jahr Null! Jahr Null!
Government officials make decisions based on the science of biased models over that of actual research studies.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Moon nukes you!
Everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition
…my kids do what they were asked to do, when they were asked, without wining and bickering.
Joe Biden said his Secretary of Defense will be General Gomer Pyle. Shazam!
Epstein actually killed himself.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Epstein was killed by Hillary Clinton, with her own boney hands.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
The GOP actually does what their voters want them to do.
That’s not Bizarro world, that’s Never Never Land.
…I’m saying it’s aliens…but it’s not aliens.
…Mongo is queen in game of life. (NTTAWWT)
The Jar Jar Binks character is quite refreshing.
Trump is Joe Biden’s Apprentice.
Hillary Clinton wins Miss BumBum
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a good basis for a system of government
Better than Socialism.
That’s like saying drinking Zima is better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Heck, a sharp stick in the eye is better than socialism.
And as a former recipient of a sharp stick in the eye, I am something of an expert.
Okay Odin.
Meanwhile, in Bizzaro World…
The Babylon Bee is not the widely acknowledged as the most accurate newssite available.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
The sun raises in the west and sets in the east, the Democrats fight to lower taxes while the Republicans try to raise them, and major Hollywood stars endorse Trump for a second term.
Major hollywood starts might not endorse Trump, but they’re doing more for his re-election than anybody but Antifa.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World….
Yesterday a space ship landed in the Gulf of Mexico off the
coast of Pensacola.
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World…
Taggert’s posse merely rides around the phony tollgate and is not fooled by the fake Rock Ridge.
Cookies have no walnuts.