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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Anything approved by the gov’t as long as it has the required trigger warnings and
refers to the minimum amount of the *57 genders as prescribed by law.
It was a jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo, a King sitting sideways on his throne, adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted-thusly! All engraven on a Pyramid of Massive size, with the body of a Lion, paws that refreshes, a tale told by an idiot, and the head of a Fox!
The DNC Party platform.
“Orange Marmalade Bad”
Once you have confirmed you are over 18, you can read the following:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
“Dr. Strangemask or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Contradictions”
Hillary’s 30K deleted emails.
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You can’t drink until you are 21.
My memoir
“Joe Biden: The Retold Story”
Anything approved by the gov’t as long as it has the required trigger warnings and
refers to the minimum amount of the *57 genders as prescribed by law.
*(Must be at least 72%)
… people born in 2002 get to read this, which means you are so very, very old.
“Get off of those mind-numbingly stupid Commie websites, get out of my basement and get a life. Love, Grandma”
The world didn’t even start in 2002, much less yesterday!
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Your teachers and professors are idiots. Don’t be an idiot too.
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…the most triggering book for any Gen Z
https://tinyurl.com/y6c6df7l
It’s definitely a classic.
“Ya di buckety. Rum ting phutaow! Yi ni ni yaoooow! “
It was a jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo, a King sitting sideways on his throne, adrip with gold, chipped nose up-lifted-thusly! All engraven on a Pyramid of Massive size, with the body of a Lion, paws that refreshes, a tale told by an idiot, and the head of a Fox!
The Deteriorata
…these important directions on this fun little toy, “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”.
“Lather Rinse Repeat”
…Brother Maynard’s Book of Armaments. Chapter Two, verses nine through twenty-one are particularly instructive.
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Confucius says
“An angry man is full of poison.”
…if you have been home schooled.