Straight Line of the Day: The Movie “Airplane!” Is Now 40 Years Old. The Prog-rammed ™ Generation Will Be Horrified That… Posted by Oppo on 22 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… …a silly bit of entertainment caused so much carbon pollution. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… …they picked a bad week to quit having a sense of humor. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie hasn’t been saddled with a prologue about social justice and racial sensitivity. Yet. Loading... Reply to this comment
That they only made one sequel, and no one ever tried to reboot it. And that the sequel was almost as good as the original. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… …there was no vegan option for the in flight meal. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… …that old white lady who could speak jive appropriated black urban culture so shamelessly. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… ….Drambuie is no longer worse than Detroit…but Portland is. Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… they made movies that long ago. Did they use Mammoths? Loading... Reply to this comment
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that… there was no stopping in the Red Zone. Except for the Jets offense. Loading... Reply to this comment
Leslie Nielsen was picked to play those lines for a very good reason. He had no sense of humor and delivered them deadpan. They actually SPECIFICALLY looked for someone like him. Awesome huh? Loading... Reply to this comment
…Shirley was not jesting.
…you can watch Gladiator movies on Epstein’s Island.
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
…a silly bit of entertainment caused so much carbon pollution.
…Otto was fired with no compensation.
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
…they picked a bad week to quit having a sense of humor.
Harvey Award!
tankdemon you have earned a Harvey Award.
Ebonics was once referred to as “Jive”.
WDS you have earned a Harvey Award!
The movie hasn’t been saddled with a prologue about social justice and racial sensitivity.
Yet.
Anyone could get over Macho Grandé.
That they only made one sequel, and no one ever tried to reboot it.
And that the sequel was almost as good as the original.
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
…there was no vegan option for the in flight meal.
The body shaming over “Leon’s getting larger.”
…that the copilot was so big he could’ve been a basketball player.
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
…that old white lady who could speak jive appropriated black urban culture so shamelessly.
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
….Drambuie is no longer worse than Detroit…but Portland is.
…. they didn’t know sniffing glue was “something”.
Man, was it ever!!!
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
they made movies that long ago. Did they use Mammoths?
The movie “Airplane!” is now 40 years old. The prog-rammed ™ generation will be horrified that…
there was no stopping in the Red Zone. Except for the Jets offense.
… they had to get in line to beat someone up…
Leslie Nielsen was picked to play those lines for a very good reason. He had no sense of humor and delivered them deadpan. They actually SPECIFICALLY looked for someone like him.
Awesome huh?
…Turkish prisons actually exist.