Straight Line of the Day: Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… Posted by Oppo on 17 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… Smith has moved his socks from the top to the second drawer. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… the right-wing extremists causing trouble in so many of our major cities have been successfully suppressed. Loading... Reply to this comment
…that all USPS sorting machines have been replaced with Memory Holes. Loading... Reply to this comment
… that rats is practically chickens… no, no, I’m sorry, that’s G. Gordon Liddy… Loading... Reply to this comment
…that the 2-Minutes Hate has successfully been upgraded to 24-7 at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, et al.. Loading... Reply to this comment
I pledge to honor and hold dear the trust that has been entrusted to me with this award. (Proceeds to consume trophy)…Buuuuuurp!!! Loading... Reply to this comment
As long as pigs exist we will have Harvey Awards. (Err, might have to rephrase that in the future.) Loading... Reply to this comment
Pigs will always exist, because some animals are more equal than others. Loading... Reply to this comment
… that, to experience true freedom, you must finally see only what your tyrannical overlords want you to see… Loading... Reply to this comment
…all women have now joined the Junior Anit-Sex League due to Uncle Joe running around trying to sniff their hair. Loading... Reply to this comment
…all smartphones and devices have been upgraded with the Big Brother C-19 app, regardless of whether you wanted it or not. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… …that Kamala Harris is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… …dogs and cats living together– total harmony. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… …there has been a slight change to the calendar. Every date will now have 36 years subtracted. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the words and phrases Freedom of Speech, Right to Bear Arms, Individualism, Peaceful Debate, Non-Violent Demonstration, Social Restraint and Patriotism have no place in the latest revision of the Newspeak Appendix. Loading... Reply to this comment
… FicDep blackwhite Biden/Harris duckspeak prolefeed bellyfeel doubleplusgoodest. … Trump oldthink doubleplusungood unperson. Nominated and awarded. Loading... Reply to this comment
Not to hedge, but isn’t this a shoe in for the newly created Gabby Johnson Authentic Frontier Gibberish award? Loading... Reply to this comment
That’s officially approved newspeak gibberish. I look forward to when it’s mandatory. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting… whatever Big Brother Soros wants you to know. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting… you will now use Basil instead of Basil. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting… Mostly peaceful war with East Asia. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting… War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Biden is Presidential Loading... Reply to this comment
All four hundred seers see VP Joe Biden becoming the next president. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting: Group Think is the only Think. Baaaaa! Loading... Reply to this comment
…”one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.” There was considerable burning and looting tomorrow, which will begin at 10:00 p.m. and ended at 3:21 a.m. We are not at war with the Coastalanias, but we wish we were. Words have meanings, actions have consequences, Donald Trump exists in a singular reality, alternate to the leftist media and its consumers. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… All party members are equal…but inner party members are more equal. Loading... Reply to this comment
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… Smith has moved his socks from the top to the second drawer.
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting… the right-wing extremists causing trouble in so many of our major cities have been successfully suppressed.
…we have always been at war with store windows.
Harvey Award!
…that all USPS sorting machines have been replaced with Memory Holes.
… that rats is practically chickens… no, no, I’m sorry, that’s G. Gordon Liddy…
…that the 2-Minutes Hate has successfully been upgraded to 24-7 at CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, et al..
I pledge to honor and hold dear the trust that has been entrusted to me with this award.
(Proceeds to consume trophy)…Buuuuuurp!!!
As long as pigs exist we will have Harvey Awards.
(Err, might have to rephrase that in the future.)
Pigs will always exist, because some animals are more equal than others.
Harvey Award!
… that, to experience true freedom, you must finally see only what your tyrannical overlords want you to see…
…all women have now joined the Junior Anit-Sex League due to Uncle Joe running around trying to sniff their hair.
…all smartphones and devices have been upgraded with the Big Brother C-19 app, regardless of whether you wanted it or not.
… Big Brother Brand boots are the best!!!
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting…
…that Kamala Harris is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting…
…dogs and cats living together– total harmony.
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting…
…there has been a slight change to the calendar. Every date will now have 36 years subtracted.
…the words and phrases Freedom of Speech, Right to Bear Arms, Individualism, Peaceful Debate, Non-Violent Demonstration, Social Restraint and Patriotism have no place in the latest revision of the Newspeak Appendix.
…And that’s double plus good!!
… FicDep blackwhite Biden/Harris duckspeak prolefeed bellyfeel doubleplusgoodest.
… Trump oldthink doubleplusungood unperson.
Nominated and awarded.
What he said.
Not to hedge, but isn’t this a shoe in for the newly created Gabby Johnson Authentic Frontier Gibberish award?
That’s officially approved newspeak gibberish.
I look forward to when it’s mandatory.
Hmmmm…
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting…
whatever Big Brother Soros wants you to know.
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting…
you will now use Basil instead of Basil.
…orange man bad.
…orange man doubleplusungoodest.
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting…
Mostly peaceful war with East Asia.
…much more accurately than CNN or MSNBC.
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting…
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Biden is Presidential
All four hundred seers see VP Joe Biden becoming the next president.
Folgers Crystals is better than coffee
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting:
Group Think is the only Think.
Baaaaa!
The community based reality is the only reality!
…We’ve always been peacefully protesting Eurasia.
… you can have a whole cigarette, or half a gun.
Oceania has just delivered a large wooden badger at the border.
Newspeak is out…
Trumpspeak in in…
…”one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
There was considerable burning and looting tomorrow, which will begin at 10:00 p.m. and ended at 3:21 a.m.
We are not at war with the Coastalanias, but we wish we were.
Words have meanings, actions have consequences, Donald Trump exists in a singular reality, alternate to the leftist media and its consumers.
Winston Smith’s Bureau Is Reporting…
All party members are equal…but inner party members are more equal.
Winston Smith’s bureau is reporting…
Directly to the DNC.