Tuesday Night Open Thread

We’ve been playing catch-up with the number one hits of the Big Band era on Tuesday Nights. Here’s one we featured for other reasons, back in 2017. Glenn Miller’s In The Mood topped the charts in December 1939, was supplanted by a couple of other songs in late December and in January 1940, then returned to the number one spot in February 1940, staying a total of 13 weeks there. It was Miller’s 6th number one hit, as the bandleader topped the charts five other time prior to 1940.

So, who knocked Glenn Miller from the top spot? Glenn Miller, of course. With another monster hit that topped the charts for nine weeks straight.

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If you want to see it live (many years later) it’s available here.

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.


The chart information is from Billboard magazine, as compiled by Record Research. Chart data is copyright 1939-1954, BPI Communications.

If Time Travel Was Possible, Couldn’t Baby Hitler Came and Kill You First?

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Scientific Breakthrough! Divers Have Discovered This Thing:

The Calculator Was a New One To Me — Wouldn’t It Break?

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Biden Plagiarizes Old Run-Down Shack’s Platform

The shotgun hole in the wall is a modern addition

Some Fizzbin Results Posted

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To Me, This Sounds Hilarious. But It Certainly Wouldn’t If Your Bank Account Was Involved

Northeastern University Suspends Students For Not Social Distancing, Won’t Refund $36,500 Tuition

The Federalist | 09/07/2020 | Jordan Davidson

Eleven students were suspended from Northeastern University for the rest of the fall semester after staff members found them congregated in a temporary dorm room at the Westin Hotel in Boston. According to the Boston Globe, the students’ $36,500 tuition and housing charges will not be refunded due to the policies of a “first-year international experience” program called N.U.in.

Northeastern has dismissed 11 first-year students after they gathered together in violation of university and public health protocols that prohibit crowded gatherings. https://t.co/4bSTi9AejF
— Northeastern U. (@Northeastern) September 4, 2020

The N.U.in students and their parents were informed of the suspension on Friday and asked to “be tested for COVID-19, enter quarantine if they test positive, and then leave” within 24 hours.

According to the university, the students violated a policy banning “guests, visitors, or additional occupants… including neighbors within your residential building” inside each other’s rooms.

“The students were required to acknowledge that they had reviewed the program handbook, which included details of the COVID-19 requirements that are meant to keep everyone safe,” Northeastern wrote in a news release detailing the suspension.

Like some universities around the nation, Northeastern attempted to prevent transmission of COVID-19 by notifying students that if they elected to return to campus in the fall, they would be suspended if they did not actively practice “physical distancing, avoid crowds, and wear masks in the presence of other people.”

“Students who host an unsafe (no masks and without healthy distancing) gathering, social or party, either on or off-campus can expect suspension,” Madeleine Estabrook, senior vice chancellor for student affairs at Northeastern, said in a letter to the students in late August. “Students who attend an unsafe gathering, social or party, either on or off-campus, can expect suspension.”

Even though the university maintains “regular testing for everyone who lives and works on campus,” providing “wellness housing for those who test positive,” Estabrook said that “testing negative for COVID-19 is not enough” and that students should have followed the rules.

“We must practice all of the public health guidelines in order to keep ourselves and the community healthy. Together, we can keep each other safe, but it will require everyone’s consistent cooperation,” she said.

The university claims that the suspended students “will have the right to contest their dismissal at an expedited hearing.”

Now, the icing on the cake is the three comments I read at the news aggregator:

A great time saver, beats taking 4 years to throw your money away.

These budding rocket scientists allegedly signed papers, that informed them of the consequences. I’d say they’re out of luck.

Inconvenient subject called contract law.

It sounds like 11 students are going to be needing some legal representation. Isn’t this just so typical. The school may have the right to kick people out for not following their nonsense, but they certainly are not entitled to keep the money for a service not provided.

We had a similar experience when we took our Weinerdog, Anthony to Petco U. We took him there for socialization and to try and get him to become less obnoxious and be quieter around other dogs. He has never bitten anyone or any other animal but he barks constantly and tries to hump everything in sight. We gave him a stuffed dachshund named Huma but he humped the stuffing out of her after just a few nights. But Anthony got kicked out of class on his third night and they said that we would not receive our money back because it was our fault that we would could not keep him quiet and keep him from trying to humping everything in sight.

Wait . . . have we by any chance drifted off-topic?

Mmmm…. MaryAnn ………

Straight Line of the Day: How CNN Would Cover the “Mostly Peaceful Germans Protesting the Governments of Several European States” In 1939-45: …

Straight Line of the Day: How CNN would cover the “mostly peaceful Germans protesting the governments of several European states” In 1939-45: …

Welcome! And If You Can’t Follow The Trail to IMAO Headquarters — Well, I Don’t Know What To Tell You

Caption This!

The historical funny is needed.

Superego: Fathom Now on Audible!

My latest novel, Superego: Fathom, is now on Audible!

It’s my most entertaining, most exciting novel yet, and now you don’t have to do all the hard work of reading it yourself. And Joel Richards, who narrated the first Superego, is back to give voice to everyone’s favorite psychopath, Rico, as he tries to be a hero for a change. Buy it now and enjoy!

Seriously; these audiobooks aren’t cheap to produce. Buy lots of copies. And if you’ve never tried Audible before, they’ll probably give you Superego: Fathom for free if you give them a try. It’s a great scam.

Reboot Hill

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