He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s got a, looks like he’s got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent… Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens-keeper, now about to become the Masters champion.
It looks like a mirac…it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
If you look closely, you can see Michael Douglas emerging from the woods in the background.
That’s not Michael Douglas…that’s the Antifa thug who started the fire.
Carl Spackler: 0, woodpecker: 1
“We paid the green fees and we’re going to @#£€¥%! use them.”
This picture is obviously fake. Anyone playing golf in this situation would clearly realize this is the time to switch to a pitching wedge.
“Man, I’m burning up the course today!”
“No, hitting into that hazard is a two-stroke penalty and loss of ball”
Note that the privately, professionally managed area in the foreground is not on fire – unlike the state managed area in the background.
What par is Armageddon again?
That would explain why this course has 3 par sixes in a row.
At least the smoke covers up the smell of s#!t and urine from downtown.
The PGA tournament sponsored by Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen.
Toldya not to pull my finger.
Blackened golfers lives matter
That reminds me…. Who was supposed to bring the cigars.
“I don’t have a fiddle, so I got out my five iron and did the best I could.”
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, “Au Revoir, gopher!”
Third hole on Hell’s golf course.
Greens fee is your soul.
Collected by a big guy in a Holocaust cloak…
I thought the sand trap was tough until I got to the fire trap.
What? It ain’t raining!
The most adventurous Adventure Mini Golf I ever played.
Caption my home:
https://youtu.be/4-mC5tDXpzI
At least it’s not fake.
eh?
He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s got a, looks like he’s got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent… Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens-keeper, now about to become the Masters champion.
It looks like a mirac…it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”