If Biden is elected I for one see years and years of Blazing Saddles comparisons to be made……Vice-President Harris: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn’t mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
President Biden: What?
Vice-President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice-President Harris: No, you “say” that, Mr. President.
President Biden: What?
Vice President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice President Harris: [sighs, then gives the president a paddleball] Here, play around with this for awhile.
Part of me says…”I hope you’re right.” Part of me says, “Think of the possibilities.” Biden: Well, Kamala, since you are my vice-president and I am your president, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?
How about “INSTEAD”?
If Biden is elected I for one see years and years of Blazing Saddles comparisons to be made……Vice-President Harris: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn’t mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
President Biden: What?
Vice-President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice-President Harris: No, you “say” that, Mr. President.
President Biden: What?
Vice President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice President Harris: [sighs, then gives the president a paddleball] Here, play around with this for awhile.
President Biden: Thank you, Kamel.
Vice President Harris: No, it’s Kamela!
President Biden: It is?
Yes indeed…I see a vast field of satire ready for plowing, seeding, and harvesting. I can hardly wait.
Too bad it all stops on January 22, 2021.
Part of me says…”I hope you’re right.” Part of me says, “Think of the possibilities.” Biden: Well, Kamala, since you are my vice-president and I am your president, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Kamala: Oh, I don’t know. Play chess… screw…
Biden: [quickly] Well, let’s play chess.
Kamela Harris: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
President Biden: Goll darnit Kamela, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.