To the tune of “I Will Survive”:
Sure, you are afraid
You are petrified
Kept thinking you could never give
Enough to Antifa on your side
But then you’ve spun so many rights
Thinking they’re so many wrongs
You grew strong
By learning how to get along
And groped my back
No personal space
I just walked in to find you here
With an odd smile on your face
We should have changed our stupid laws
We should have made you leave your seat
If we’d thought for just one second
You’d be backed by Mayor Pete
Go on, now, Joe! Walk out the door!
Just leave that basement
‘Cause you’re not hiding anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt with all your lies?
Did you think Trump would crumble?
Did you think he’d lay down and die?
Oh no, nut-guy
He will survive
As long as I know tit from tat
I know he’ll stay alive
He’s got all your life to rock
He’s got all your lies to mock
And he’ll survive
He will survive (heh heh)
It takes all the strength you have
Not to fall downstairs
Keep trying hard to fend
Off investigations of your broken heirs
And you spent oh so many nights
Feeling sorry for yourself
They used your lies
Now they hold you up on high
On ABC
Somebody knew
All those massaged-up little girls?
Well, that’s just you being you
And when you felt like dropping trow
When Secret Service had to watch
Relax, they’re saving all their outrage
For if Trump refers to crotch
Go on, now, Joe! Come take the floor!
Just turn around your views:
‘Cuz, you’re not for fracking anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to break him with the FBI?
Did he crumble?
Did he lay down and die?
Oh no, nutjob
He did survive
He did survive
Heh, heh . . . .
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