“In addition to defunding the police, I believe, you know, the guy, Shakes…yeah, the guy said it best, and I quote “Kill all the lawyers!” I wholeheartedly endorse…wait, roll that back…”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
The non-gender-specific persons doth mostly-peacefully protest too much, hethinks.
…“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing.
…and that was just what I had for breakfast.”
“In addition to defunding the police, I believe, you know, the guy, Shakes…yeah, the guy said it best, and I quote “Kill all the lawyers!” I wholeheartedly endorse…wait, roll that back…”
Hark! What uh, er, um you know the, the, the thing…
Presidency, Presidency. where for art thou Presidency?
Quid quo pro, quid pro quo, wherefore art thou quid quo pro?
When Kamala Harris blames him for the landslide loss: “Et tu, Shrew K?”
What light through yonder basement window breaks.
Wherefore art thou, teleprompter?
“If muesli be the food of lunch, let’s eat.”
He is now calling his dog “Damned Spot”.
“I come to praise Trump, not to bury him”.
Alas, Poor Yor—whoever… I don’t remember if I knew you at all.
TB or not TB, That is congestion.
Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let’s sniff the dogs of war.
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended:
You ain’t black.
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Is this a teleprompter I see before me?”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Soft you now!
The Senator Kamala! Nymph, in thy hair
Be all my talking points remember’d.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“PACs, Donors, send me your checks!”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“To be or not to be…
…what was the question?”
“For ‘tis sport to have the … c’mon, man! You never go full petard “
“‘Tis fair thought to lie… that’s about it”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
The non-gender-specific persons doth mostly-peacefully protest too much, hethinks.
You see me here, you Gods, a poor old man
As full of grief as age, wretched in both!
To tax, or not to tax, there is no question.
‘Now is the winter of our incontinence’
…”If you find a fork in the road, take it.”
…“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing.
…and that was just what I had for breakfast.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
The thing by any other name would still smell of…is that Head and Shoulders?
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Nothing can come of nothing.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“‘Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Words without thoughts never to heaven go.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
Neither a borrower nor a lender be, unless you can leverage it to keep your son from being investigated.
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
About his basement: “I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. O, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.”
Bob B has noticed that Biden is now quoting Shakespeare. For example…
“Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?”
Comeyo, Comeyo. Wherefore art thou, Comeyo?
Shakes spear, says, “Now is the winter of our discontent.” Goes back to basement. BLM crowd left confused and angry. Riots resume.