Straight Line of the Day: Next Time You’re With Your Doctor, Say in Your Best Trump Voice: … Posted by Oppo on 28 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: … …”Fake news.” Loading... Reply to this comment
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: … ….”We gotta slow down with all these tests!” Loading... Reply to this comment
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: … …”Will I accept the results? It depends…I mean, is the system rigged?” Loading... Reply to this comment
“Did you read that New York Times story that says I lost so much money over the last few years? You did? Good. Now let’s discuss you fees.” Loading... Reply to this comment
Yeah, the wife had ’em build a wall around it to discourage emigration. Loading... Reply to this comment
Oh, thank The Lord. And that finger just merited a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Loading... Reply to this comment
That wasn’t a kidnapping attempt. That was Pelosi taxing a rich white guy. Still having nightmares from giving the Clintons their annual physical, Doc? Turn my head and face San Fernan… oh, I get it. Cough cough. Loading... Reply to this comment
…”Only Rosie O’Donnell”.
… “Examine me all you want, Doc. My health is perfect – the best!”
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: …
It’s yuuuge.
…”Mexico will pay for it”.
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: …
…”Fake news.”
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: …
….”We gotta slow down with all these tests!”
Next time you’re with your doctor, say in your best Trump voice: …
…”Will I accept the results? It depends…I mean, is the system rigged?”
“Did you read that New York Times story that says I lost so much money over the last few years? You did? Good. Now let’s discuss you fees.”
“You’ve got bad news doc? OK, you’re fired!”
Yeah, the wife had ’em build a wall around it to discourage emigration.
Oh, thank The Lord. And that finger just merited a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
to proctologist: “And they say I have tiny sausage fingers!”
… “You can help me make a deal with the drug company…”
That wasn’t a kidnapping attempt. That was Pelosi taxing a rich white guy.
Still having nightmares from giving the Clintons their annual physical, Doc?
Turn my head and face San Fernan… oh, I get it. Cough cough.