Straight Line of the Day: The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
Colts to Make ‘Bold Statement’ During Anthem on Sunday
Breitbart | September 10, 2020 | Warner Todd HustonColts linebacker and team captain Darius Leonard has confirmed that the entire team will make what he calls a “bold statement” during the national anthem on Sunday, as the NFL launches its first full weekend of action.
“We decided we’re going to make a bold statement, and we’re going to show unity as a team,” Leonard said, according to Stephen Holder of TheAthletic.com.
…they will Now call themselves the Indianapolis Victory Formations. (Insert name of quarterback here) is quoted as saying “this way we can take a knee on every play”.
These days bold would be to actually stand up!
They’re renaming the team to “The Floyds”
…they will be tattooing the name of favored martyrs on their foreheads and foregoing helmets.
They will all don MAGA caps.
We’re spelling our name with a “U” now, instead of an “O”.
I’ll probably spell it with a “D” instead of a “C.”
Neigh
They’re going to add “Blue Oyster” to the front of their name.
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
Toga, toga, toga…!
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
pronouncing it Basil not Basil, Basil be damned!
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
they will go where no Colts team has gone before… The End Zone!
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
throw a fastball when Crash is calling for the curve?
…wearing no uniform at all, because blue accents won’t do, and you all know the problem with wearing white…
… starting every play on one knee…
… only running to the left…
…an announcement that they will be relocating since Indiana and Indianapolis is insensitive and racist towards Native Americans.
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
I’m not saying they’ll admit to being aliens, but they’ll admit to being aliens
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
They’ll dedicate their first drop-kick to Antifa.
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
causing a million viewers to change the channel.
I used to be a football fan. I look foward to hearing about what they did, on Monday. While listening to the radio as I drive around, it may come up on the news at the top of the hour.
The Colts are going to make a “bold statement” during the National Anthem tomorrow. It could be…
they shoot horses, don’t they?
…they’re announcing a new sponsor to appeal to female fans: BOLD -the official laundry detergent of the Colts
…the defense will just peacefully protest the anthem, but later that night they return to burn down the stadium.
…the kneelers face off with the standers, then they shout Johnny Unitas.
…before they kneel, the players will smear on some NFL’s licensed knee sanitizer, called Guilt Balm.
…the black players will stand with a fist in the air while the white ones throw bricks at the officials.
Can’t wait to see The Balm of Guilty ad.