“Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind’s true liberation….”
We therefore have decided to no longer prosecute murderers, thugs, pugs, pedophiles etc.
In order to clarify the situation, let me reiterate that under no circumstances will the following criminal types be prosecuted…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and (let me be very clear on this) most of all…Methodists. ~ Sheriff Bart
…”Sure, I’ll be Joe Biden’s running mate.”
…”I will only consider charges against LEOs.”
Typical statement by a liberal D.A. (Devil’s Advocate): ….
I see nothing, nothing.
Typical statement by a liberal D.A. (Devil’s Advocate): ….
Some pigs are more equal than others.
Typical statement by a liberal D.A. (Devil’s Advocate): ….
I am only following George Soros’s orders.
… “Justice must prevail – the truth be damned!”
… “Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts…”
… “Our concern here is for the Karen people…”
“BK Lives Matter”
(Black Karen)
‘Orange Man Bad!”
Typical statement by a liberal D.A. (Devil’s Advocate): ….
Be free my monkeys! Fly! Fly!
JENKINS, LEEROY!!
“Sure, LEEROY JENKINS can vote in the next election.”
“Hold my Chardonnay, and watch this!”
First, let’s build a large wooden surrender minkey.
“Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind’s true liberation….”
We therefore have decided to no longer prosecute murderers, thugs, pugs, pedophiles etc.
How about Methodists?
In order to clarify the situation, let me reiterate that under no circumstances will the following criminal types be prosecuted…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and (let me be very clear on this) most of all…Methodists. ~ Sheriff Bart
However, we will prosecute the Irish!! ~ Sheriff Bart
…their great great great grandfathers were slaves, nothing they do today can be held against them.
… Job shot first.
“My opponent, Mr. Webster, is dead. I move for a mistrial!”
… “Hey, if we can’t get ‘em with what’s on the books, cook up a conspiracy and charge ‘em under the RICO statutes…”
There are no violent rioters in our city, never! They are all committing suicide with their shovels.
There is no problem here, I am sure even Mrs. Lincoln will agree the play was mostly peaceful.
…Release the craven!!!
…We were a nation of laws, now we are a nation, of Obama’s.
…Elections have consequences, and we fix the elections.
…(kids singing) We don’t need no education. You just need some thought control.
D.A.: How can we have any hopers if we lock up all the changers?
…Affirmative action, higher.
“Stand in line and give your identification.”
Power to the never-ending revolution!!