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Do Mennonites even vote?
Get there arse to the polls and voteth!
MSNBC News…Reports of radical Amish terrorists in dangerous horse drawn carriages, waving Trump flags were photographed running a muck and rioting in rural Pennsylvania. Meanwhile it was another night of peace and love in Portland Oregon where the mayor announced he’ll be moving out of his condo due to the larger than normal amount of traffic in his neighborhood. Full details at ten!
There were eyewitness reports that the right-wing Amish extremists were raising barns instead of razing barns.
Remember, if the Amish riot, they actually know how to use pitchforks.
“Look out, Brother Jebediah’s got a Malachi cocktail!”
Non flet tu