Tuesday Night Open Thread

Catching up on the number one hits of the 1940s, as we are often doing on Tuesday nights, I discovered I somehow missed this monster from 1941.

Jimmy Dorsey (with vocals by Bob Eberly and Helen O’Connell) spent ten weeks atop the chart staring in March 1941.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Get Your Card!

Submitted by Gumbeaux:

I know Basil and I and a few others here live in the South, so we already have our cards. But if someone else out there needs one:

Applying for a Southern Card

Best three minutes and fifteen seconds you’ll spend today.

FrankJ might want to pay attention to the Austin shout-out.

Soy Boyz in the Hood

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It’s Got a Good Beat

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Bowing to Pressure From Facebook, Snopes, and The New York Times, White House Issues Press Credentials to Babylon Bee

“We can’t ignore these journalistic giants any longer,” explained Kayleigh McEnany through a handwritten note (since her Twitter account has been suspended).

Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin Invites You To a Video Chat, What Should You Do?

Straight Line of the Day: If Jeffrey Toobin invites you to a video chat, what should you do?

Welcome to IMAO! I’m Not Saying You Have an Alien Problem in Your Barn . . .

Caption This!

Joe Stallin’

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