Straight Line of the Day: Serbia and Kosovo are naming a lake after our president. One of the attractions of Lake Trump is…
Serbia and Kosovo agree to name disputed lake on their border ‘Lake Trump’
Americanthinker.com | 9/25/2020 | Thomas LifsonNothing better symbolizes the peacemaking achievements of President Donald Trump than the reported agreement of Serbia and Kosovo to name a disputed lake on their border after the man who brought them together, overcoming centuries of conflict between a Christian majority and Muslim majority nation.
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Gazeta Express has learned that Kosovo Prime Minister Avdullah Hoti expressed his readiness to support Grenell’s idea at a meeting with him. The same idea was endorsed also by Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic at another meeting.
A water slide that’s YUUUUGE!
…the complete and utter lack of snowflakes that will be found around it.
The golf course. The best, absolutely the best anywhere. So many golf experts have said it is the best course ever built. After playing the course you’ll be disappointed with every other golf course you’ll ever play. Believe me.
Sunbathers must be at least as hot as Melania.
Serbia and Kosovo are naming a lake after our president. One of the attractions of Lake Trump is…
Democrat witches can’t float in it.
…no risk of it drying up since it will be constantly refilled by liberal tears…
Serbia and Kosovo are naming a lake after our president. One of the attractions of Lake Trump is…
well I’m not saying it is aquatic Aliens but… it’s aquatic Aliens.
Serbia and Kosovo are naming a lake after our president. One of the attractions of Lake Trump is…
the water sports.
Are the showers in the changing rooms all golden?
As they are expected to be in any Trump Hotel.
Serbia and Kosovo are naming a lake after our president. One of the attractions of Lake Trump is…
everyone who goes there is above average.
The world’s finest swamp water filters.
…a whirlpool with a CNN raft caught in the current.
They call it the Jeffrey Toobin Tossin’ Adventure.
Inner toobin?
Apparently it was more an outer Toobin…
…NO PHISHING!
A buffer zone between the Albanians and the Serbs, populated entirely by out-of-favor White House insiders…
… the vendor sells OrangeManCreamsicles.
…more covfefe than you can shake a stick at. The best covfefe ever! YUGE!
Can I have my covfefe batter fried? Or do you just sell it on a bun?
The Wreck of the Biden Fitzgerald
(Lake Trump, it’s said, never stops Twitter threads
When the Third of November looks gloomy…)
The legend is promoted
from CNN on down
of the big lie
they call Russki Collusion…