Rodent of Unusual Size (Lower Right) Blamed By Experts For Changes in Canopy Microclimates

Apparently the term “old growth forests” refers to anything before 2000.

What came before 2000, you may ask?

“Time!”

“Back off, man. We’re scientists.”

In Karen Land

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All Things Considered, NASA Has No Right To Snicker

Glorious Soyuz MS-16 spacecraft is seen as it lands in a remote area near the town of Zhezkazgan, Kazakhstan, with Expedition 63 crew members Chris Cassidy of NASA, and Anatoly Ivanishin, and Ivan Vagner of Roscosmos, Thursday, October 22, 2020, Kazakh time (Oct. 21 Eastern time). Cassidy, Ivanishin, and Vagner returned after 196 days in space, having served as Expedition 62-63 crew members onboard the International Space Station. Photo Credit: (NASA/GCTC/Denis Derevtsov)

The real question is: What did poor Chris Cassidy do to deserve this assignment?

Straight Line of the Day: Time Traveler From the Future Says: “Oh, That’s Right: You’re Only Up To November 2020. You Don’t Know About…”

Straight Line of the Day: Time traveler from the future says: “Oh, that’s right: you’re only up to November 2020. You don’t know about…”

Welcome to IMAO! Artist’s Design For Our New Front Lobby, Where We Can Drop Things Onto People at the Help Desk

Sun Rose Today, Earth Was Warmed

Life Proliferates Without Taking Slightest Notice of Outcome of Election in U.S.A.

“Outcome?” asked Nature. “Outcome?? Man, I invented that!”

Then added: “Proliferate … ‘Pro-life-rate‘? … Man, somebody should really craft a pun on that” — taking a sip of a genome tonic.

Catch-y

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