Friday Night Open Thread: Dude, Where’s My Cargo?

Or, as the article says, “A Drop in the Ocean.”

Pacific Ocean: “A week’s delay in the Suez Canal? Hold muh beer.”

One . . . singular sensation.

Shipping Containers Plunge Overboard as Supply Race Raises Risks
Insurance Journal | April 27, 2021 | Ann Koh

Containers piled high on giant vessels carrying everything from car tires to smartphones are toppling over at an alarming rate, sending millions of dollars of cargo sinking to the bottom of the ocean as pressure to speed deliveries raises the risk of safety errors.

The shipping industry is seeing the biggest spike in lost containers in seven years. More than 3,000 boxes dropped into the sea last year, and more than 1,000 have fallen overboard so far in 2021. The accidents are disrupting supply chains for hundreds of U.S. retailers and manufacturers such as Amazon and Tesla.

There are a host of reasons for the sudden rise in accidents. Weather is getting more unpredictable, while ships are growing bigger, allowing for containers to be stacked higher than ever before. But greatly exacerbating the situation is a surge in e-commerce after consumer demand exploded during the pandemic, increasing the urgency for shipping lines to deliver products as quickly as possible.

“The increased movement of containers means that these very large containerships are much closer to full capacity than in the past,” said Clive Reed, founder of Reed Marine Maritime Casualty Management Consultancy. “There is commercial pressure on the ships to arrive on time and consequently make more voyages.”

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Kid Who Chewed His Pop Tart Into the “Shape of a Gun” In Trouble Again!

* For placing 14 “Good ‘n’ Plenty”s into a row like a “high-capacity” magazine.

* For chewing his Pop Tart in half — a masticoaggressive mockery of the halfs vs. the half-nots.

* For chewing his nails, preventing them from growing long like a transgender girl’s would.

* For not chewing his Pop Tart, thus leaving it in the shape of a pristine mail-in ballot for Biden that had neither been folded nor ever Putin an envelope.

* For not wearing the yellow “chew”-ish star that the judge mandated after his last conviction.

* For cultural appropriation — his ancestors did not come from the ancestral homeland of Pop Tarts.

* For speaking while eating. According to YouTube, FaceBook, and Twitter, one may either eat or speak freely, but not both.

* For not giving 10% of his buck teeth to “The Big Guy.”

* For calling the chocolate-filled, chocolate-frosted Pop Tarts with chocolate sprinkles “Pop Sharts.” (The Big Guy owns 10% of Pop Tarts and is peculiarly sensitive on this issue.)

* For trying to force them on Mil’tant the Toaster.

* For accidentally putting a slice of pineapple in the same room as his Pizza Bagels.

Man, this kid is nothing but trouble!

Jill Biden Insists Media Stop Using the Term “Misses” For His Gaffes and Pratfalls, Use “Doctoring” Instead

Important Opinion From Edict Wilson

Competes For His Attention With a New Shampoo

Major Bites Everyone Within Reach

5 “High Functioning” Boobs Make Appearance at Address to Congress

Biden Speech Explained

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Masketeer Roundup! Sound Off Now!

… or is that “Sod Off Now”? …

Clubby!!

Fauci!!

Karen!!

Je Suis Le Roi!!

Ban It!! (Her boobs go with her to Hollywood)

— and Wednesday is Guest Tard Day.

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Straight Line of the Day: You Can Improve Government Using This One Weird Trick!

Straight Line of the Day: you can improve government using this one weird trick!

Welcome to IMAO! Did Anyone Follow You?

Did you bring the Acme supplies we requested?

The Girl, or the Gun?

Probably going to have to hire a new intern to intro this, sigh. My work is never done here at IMAO.

Anyway here is your question for the day, the Girl or the Gun?

Gun is filling in for all the different types of firearms. the girl is the girl which I hope I don’t have to specify.

You decide. You have until next Thursday night to make your choice.

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Girl or the gun?

Cut!

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Thursday Night Open Thread — Another Prophet: Mark Twain

I was not expecting the Monarchy to come in my own time, nor in my children’s time, nor at any period which one might forecast with anything approaching definiteness. It might come soon, it might come late; it might come in a century, it might be delayed two centuries, even three. But it would come.

The idea was, Republics are impermanent; in time they perish, and in most cases stay under the sod, but the overthrown Monarchy gets back in the saddle again by and by. The idea was—in other and familiar words,—history repeats itself: whatever has been the rule in history may be depended upon to remain the rule.

Not because, in the case under present consideration, men would deliberately desire the destruction of their Republic and plan it out, but because circumstances which they create without suspecting what they are doing will by and by compel that destruction—to their grief and dismay. My notion was, that in some near or some distant day, circumstances would so shape themselves, unnoticed by the people, as to make it possible for some ambitious idol of the nation to upset the Republic and build his throne out of its ruins; and that then history would stand ready to back him.

But all this was thirty-five years ago. It seems curious, now, that I should have been dreaming dreams about a Future Monarchy, and never suspecting that the Monarchy was already present and the Republic a thing of the past. Yet that was the case. The Republic in name remained, but the Republic in fact was gone.

… Our Monarch is more powerful, more arbitrary, more autocratic than any in Europe, its White House commands are not under restraint of law or custom or the Constitution, it can ride down the Congress as the Czar cannot ride down the Duma. It can concentrate and augment power at the Capital by despoiling the States of their reserved rights, and by the voice of a Secretary of State it has indicated its purpose to do this. It can pack the Supreme Court with judges friendly to its ambitions, and it has threatened—by the voice of a Secretary of State—to do this. In many and admirably conceived ways it has so formidably intrenched itself and so tightened its grip upon the throne that I think it is there for good.

By a system of extraordinary tariffs it has created a number of giant corporations, in the interest of a few rich men, and by most ingenious and persuasive reasoning has convinced the multitudinous and grateful unrich that the tariffs were instituted in their interest! Next, the Monarchy proclaims itself the enemy of its child the monopoly, and lets on that it wants to destroy that child. But it is wary and judicious, and never says anything about attacking the monopolies at their life-source—the tariffs. It thoughtfully puts off that assault till “after election.” A thousand years after, is quite plainly what it means, but the people do not know that. Our Monarchy takes no backward step; it moves always forward, always toward its ultimate and now assured goal, the real thing.

I was not expecting to live to see it reach it, but a recent step—the newest advance-step and the startlingest—has encouraged me. It is this: formerly our Monarchy went through the form of electing its Shadow by the voice of the people; but now the Shadow has gone and appointed the succession-Shadow!

I judge that that strips off about the last rag that was left upon our dissolving wax-figure Republic. It was the last one in the case of the Roman Republic.

— Mark Twain, Autobiography, 1908

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Alright, Calm Down, Y’all. You’ve Had a Better Day Than This Guy.

Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger
ABC 15 / AP | April 24, 2021

Authorities have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

The Casa Grande Dispatch reported that the Maricopa Police Department said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor’s driveway.

You may have had worse, but you’ve had better.

Never. Trust. Polls.

In a stunningly duplicitous story aimed at shoring up the response to Biden’s speech, CBS claimed on television and on their website: “Most viewers who tuned in to watch President Biden’s speech liked what they heard and came away feeling optimistic about America.”

What they didn’t tell their viewers, nor readers, is that the poll was wildly biased towards self-identifying “Democrats” and traditionally left-leaning “Independents” and self-described “Moderates”.

They polled 510 Democrats, and just 169 Republicans. They added 235 “Independents” to the methodology, which also usually skew left. A further 3 percent were not identified.

The full poll details reveal that CBS actually spoke with 10,420 U.S. adults and then whittled the sample size down to just 943.

The National Pulse | April 29, 2021

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