(1) Tell people a bunch of lies that they should easily be able to check.

(2) Sit back and watch as they continue to invest in you without doing any research.

(3) Profit!!!

Well, it works for the Democratic Party. I don’t know why they steal underwear, though.

LA Actor Accused of Running $227 Million Ponzi Scheme
New York Post | April 6, 2021 | Kenneth Garger

A little-known Los Angeles-based actor was reportedly arrested by the FBI on Tuesday for allegedly running an enormous Ponzi scheme where he duped investors by lying about the success of his film distribution company.

Zachary Horwitz, 34, who has had roles in small films under the name Zach Avery, is accused of cheating investors out of $227 million and using most of the funds for himself, The Los Angeles Times reported, citing federal authorities.

Horwitz allegedly enticed the investors by falsely claiming his company, 1inMM Capital LLC, had film licensing deals with Netflix, HBO and other platforms, the newspaper reported.

He also told investors his company distributed 52 films in South America, Africa and Australia, according to court records obtained by the paper, and gifted his funders bottles of pricey Johnny Walker Blue Label scotch.

Aha — are we homing in on the moment that they wrote those checks?

One Of Biden’s Dogs Poops On Floor Outside WH Diplomatic Room: Pool
 DailyWire | March 31, 2021 | Jon Brown

One of President Joe Biden’s dogs allegedly pooped on the floor of the White House on Wednesday, according to a pool report.

The incident took place outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room, the report said.

“There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it,” quoted CBS White House reporter Kathryn Watson.

The two dogs, Champ and Major, were on the South Lawn as first lady Jill Biden’s motorcade waited to depart, the report continued.