Babesleaga Winners 1 : Week 1 : Joan Severance vs Michelle Pfeiffer

The final match for the first week.

Joan Severance vs Michelle Pfeiffer

Lets see how they got her.

Joan Severance 7-0-0 Pts. 871. Her matches.

  • Def. Traci Lords 107-91
  • Def. Caroline Munro 11-69
  • Def. Linda Blair 142-44
  • Def. Adrianne Barbeau 102-87
  • Def. Shannon Tweed 133-62
  • Def. Brigitte Nielsen 148-27
  • Def. Sybil Danning 128-35

Michelle Pfeiffer 7-0-0 Pts. 992. Her matches.

  • Def. Andie McDowell 122-50
  • Def. Kim Basinger 124-115
  • Def. Uma Thurman 136-115
  • Def. Kate Winslet 165-96
  • Def. Helena Bonham Carter 170-65
  • Def. Jamie Lee Curtis 160-49
  • Def. Gwyneth Paltrow 115-64

Michelle Pfeiffer
Joan Severance

Poll will close on Sunday April 18th at 9;00 am.

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Babesleaga Winners 1 : Match 1 : Jane Seymour vs Grace Kelly

Heading for match number 3 and we have these ladies on tap.

Jane Seymour vs Grace Kelly

Let’s see how they got here.

Jane Seymour 7-0-0 Pts. 1655. Her matches.

  • Def. Jessica Lange 200-82
  • Def. Jane Fonda 207-76
  • Def. Carrie Fisher 171-145
  • Def. Faye Dunaway 241-227
  • Def. Sigourney Weaver 224-195
  • Def. Raquel Welch 306-256
  • Def. Barbara Hershey 306-235

Grace Kelly 7-0-0 Pts. 1029 Her matches.

  • Def. Ava Gardner 157-69
  • Def. Gina Lollobrigida 152-92
  • Def. Sophia Loren 167-108
  • Def. Elizabeth Taylor 139-49
  • Def. Jayne Mansfield 157-103
  • Def. Marilyn Monroe 126-85
  • Def. Jane Russell 131-53

Jane Seymour
Grace Kelly

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It’s April

The guy has given this some thought.

Former Walmart Employee Drives Into Store After Getting Fired
New York Post | April 12, 2021 | April 12, 2021

A disgruntled former Walmart employee in North Carolina is accused of crashing into his old workplace and driving through the aisles, a report said.

Lacy Gentry, 32, who was fired in February, allegedly rammed into a Walmart store in Concord at about 6 a.m. on April 2, Fox 46 reported.

“He may have had some problem with the way the management was handling the issue that he had with them,” a Concord Police spokesman told the news outlet.

I honestly don’t know which nugget from this story is the most golden:

“Lacy”?

“Accused . . . Allegedly”?

“May have had some problem”?

Dude!

Arizona Scores Again

By the way, wasn’t there some stupid ‘woke’ ban on Arizona Iced Tea a while back? How’d that go?

Arizona gives Democrats a taste of their own sanctuary medicine
American Thinker | 10 Apr, 2021 | Silvio Canto, Jr.

It finally happened. Arizona has gone “sanctuary” and wait until the Democrats go ballistic screaming that laws have to be respected in the U.S.

This is from Fox News:

Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey signed a gun rights law this week that preemptively protects gun owners in the state from any federal gun control laws that are passed, according to reports.

The Second Amendment Freedom Act was signed two days before President Biden announced several executive actions, including asking the Justice Department to propose a rule to stop “ghost guns,” which are “kits” people can buy legally, then assemble to create a functioning firearm without a serial number.

“That was a proactive law for what is possible to come out of the Biden administration,” Ducey told KTAR-FM radio in Glendale, Ariz., on Wednesday, adding the bill doesn’t change any current laws.

Some World-Class Gobbledygook

Hey, zzyzx! Gabby Johnson would be embarrassed by the junk CNN is spouting:

Concerns Mount That US Withdrawal From Afghanistan Could Risk Progress on Women’s Rights
CNN | April 10, 2021 | Jennifer Hansler

Concerns are mounting from bipartisan US lawmakers and Afghan women’s rights activists that the hard-won gains for women and civil society in Afghanistan could be lost if the United States makes a precipitous withdrawal from the country.

President Joe Biden has suggested it will be difficult to meet the May 1 deadline for US troops to leave the country as dictated in the deal the Trump administration signed with the Taliban.

However, there are fears that if the US withdraws troops before the conditions on the ground are right — regardless of the date on the calendar — there will be a sharp and possibly catastrophic backslide.

The old “women and children hardest hit” play.

Women’s rights in Afghanistan?

“Dictated”! Trump signed a deal “with the Taliban”!!11!

Even Jen Psaki couldn’t say any of this with a straight face.

By the way, could the reporter be bothered to specify her sources?

Whose “concerns are mounting”?

When did Biden “suggest” it will be difficult to fulfill another promise?

What words did he use?

I’m asking too much of the press, I’m well aware.

Babesleaga Winners 1 : Match 1 : Katherine Ross vs Shakira

We are now on to the second match.

Katherine Ross vs Shakira.

How did they get here.

Katherine Ross 6-1-0 Pts. 644. Her matches.

  • Def. Catherine Deneuve 91-86
  • Def. Audrey Hepburn 88-63
  • Loss Natalie Wood 55-92
  • Def. Brigit Bardot 114-71
  • Def. Melena Mercouri 99-61
  • Def. Claudia Cardinale 92-42
  • Def. Leslie Caron 105-50

Shakira 7-0-0 Pts. 977. Her matches.

  • Def. Ariana Grande 103-64
  • Def. Nikki Minaj 139-14
  • Def. Lady Gaga 176-14
  • Def. Christina Aguiliera 123-53
  • Def. Beyonce 152-10
  • Def. Gwen Stefani 103-46
  • Def. Amy Winehouse 181-18

Katherine Ross
Shakira

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Another Biden Fail

Historic First Flight of Mars Helicopter Delayed by NASA – Here’s Why (now will fly no earlier than Apr. 14)
SciTechDaily | 4/11/2021

Based on data from the Ingenuity Mars helicopter that arrived late Friday night, NASA has chosen to reschedule the Ingenuity Mars Helicopter’s first experimental flight to no earlier than April 14.

During a high-speed spin test of the rotors on Friday, the command sequence controlling the test ended early due to a “watchdog” timer expiration. This occurred as it was trying to transition the flight computer from ‘Pre-Flight’ to ‘Flight’ mode. The helicopter is safe and healthy and communicated its full telemetry set to Earth.

The watchdog timer oversees the command sequence and alerts the system to any potential issues. It helps the system stay safe by not proceeding if an issue is observed and worked as planned.

The helicopter team is reviewing telemetry to diagnose and understand the issue. Following that, they will reschedule the full-speed test.

C’mon, man!

Straight Line of the Day: Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…

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Babesleaga Winners 1 : Match 1 : Morena Baccarin vs Evangeline Lilly

Welcome all to our first group of previous winners. Now it is time to see who is the best of the best.

We open with Morena Baccarin vs Evangeline Lilly. Here is how they got here.

Morena Baccarin went 7-0-0 Pts. 1043. Her matches.

  • Def. Alexa Doig 126-36
  • Def. Jeri Ryan 135-60
  • Def. Tricia Hilfer 161-34
  • Def. Jolene Blaylock 159-43
  • Def. Claudia Black 157-45
  • Def. Erin Gray 130-75
  • Def. Xenia Seeberg 175-33

Evangeline Lilly went 7-0-0 Pts. 781. Her matches.

  • Def. Brie Larson 211-20
  • Def. Krysten Ritter 155-66
  • Def. Helen Slater 79-36
  • Def. Gal Gadot 89-88
  • Def. Scarlett Johansson 97-92
  • Def. Jennifer Garner 75-25
  • Def. Yvonne Craig 85-77
Morena Baccarin
Evangeline Lilly

Poll will close on Sunday April 18th at 9:00 am.

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Babesleaga Group H: Final Results and Standings

It’s game over man, game over!

Our group winner is Joan Severance.

Joan Severance

A big hand for the little lady.

The match results.

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Final Standings

ContestantsRecordTotal Points
Joan Severance7 – 0 – 0871
Shannon Tweed5 – 2 – 0766
Traci Lords5 – 2 – 0762
Caroline Munro4 – 3 – 0692
Adrianne Barbeau3 – 4 – 0782
Sybil Danning2 – 5 – 0504
Linda Blair2 – 5 – 0497
Brigitte Nielsen0 – 7 – 0241

We got 8 winners and you know what that means? The first winners group! The choices are going to get tougher to make. Time to man up.

  • Group A — Morena Baccarin
  • Group B — Evangeline Lilly
  • Group C — Katherine Ross
  • Group D — Shakira
  • Group E — Jane Seymour
  • Group F — Grace Kelly
  • Group G — Michelle Pfeiffer
  • Group H — Joan Severance

This week’s matches.

  • 10:00 am Morena Baccarin vs Evangeline Lilly
  • 2:00 pm Katherine Ross vs Shakira
  • 6:00 pm Jane Seymour vs Grace Kelly
  • 8:00 pm Michelle Pfeiffer vs Joan Severance