Midnight Special : Bond Madness Edition

Can you feel the madness? It’s Final Four time!

(1) Diamonds are Forever

  • Def. (16) Die Another day 38-2
  • Def. (9) View to a Kill 35-6

VS

(13) Live and Let Die

  • Def. (4) Spy Who Loved Me 32-8
  • Def. (5) Goldfinger 28-24

Shirley Bassey
Paul McCartney and Wings

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(6) For Your Eyes Only

  • Def. (11) From Russia With Love 25-21
  • Def. (3) Goldeneye 40-7

VS

(10) Dr. No

  • Def. (7) License to Kill 32-4
  • Def. (2) You only Live Twice 32-12
Sheena Easton
John Barry

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All polls close at 5:00 pm on Tuesday April 27th.

This Headline Just Keeps Getting Better After the Word “Two”

Two Women Get Caught Trying to Use a Fake $1 Million Bill at Dollar General
Newsweek | 4/20/21 | Anabelle Doliner

In the latest fraud-related news, two women in Tennessee were caught trying to pay for items using a fake $1 million bill earlier this month.

According to WREG Memphis, the incident occurred at a Dollar General store in Maryville, a suburb of Knoxville. The two women reportedly tried using the bill to pay for numerous gift cards, and, when confronted, they claimed they not to have known the bill was fraudulent.

An employee, however, easily identified $1 million as fake, according to UNILAD, because $1 million bills do not exist in U.S. currency.

But now I’m distracted: who is this UNILAD of whom you speak? Is he friendly?

With Enormous Sigh of Relief, UFOlogists Announce That Alien Robots Have Moved on to Anally Probing Things Other Than Those That Are Human-Shaped

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All It’s Lacking Is a Photo of Joe and Hunter

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