Thursday Night Open Thread: Water You Waiting For?

“Ha! We already control how they breathe. Breathe — can you believe it? And their medical care. And their protection before the law. And how they communicate. And their electricity and gasoline. Oh, and their income, mobility, death taxes, school choice, and voting. So what’s the next step?”

Federal Government Drastically Cuts Water Deliveries to California Cities, Farms
SF Gate | May 26, 2021 | Amy Graff

In a drastic move signaling California’s looming drought crisis, federal water managers announced Wednesday they’re cutting water allocations to farms and cities again.

The U.S. Bureau of Reclamation, which supplies water in California through the Central Valley Project, said it expects to cut its delivery to the urban areas it serves by more than half, allocating 25% of the contracted amount rather than the 55% that was announced earlier.

Water districts in the San Francisco Bay Area that have contracts with the Central Valley Project and are affected by the cut.

The federal government also announced that their water allocations to farm-irrigation districts in the Central Valley will be reduced to zero. In February, the bureau allocated farmers 5% of their contract supply.

All that remains is a tax on “thingy.”

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Mass Firings At G7 Summit

Translators Detained

Foreign Diplomats, Heads of State Refuse To Believe What Is Claimed To Have Come Out of Biden’s Mouth

Indiscriminate Use of the Word “Trunalimunumaprzure” Deemed Crime Against Humanity

* Poll: 90% of Americans Agree

Interpreters: “Please — We Have Already Endured Enough Torture!”

For Every Problem There Is a Solution

Created by Comrade Chairman Obama (picture is his; quote is from George Carlin):

Kind of Cute While She Lasted

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Grab-It and Costello

In-a-continent, far, far away:

Joe Biden (waking up): Where am I? Where am I??

Aide: Europe.

Biden: Yes, I am. But where am I? Where am I?

Aide: That’s what I’m trying to tell you: Europe.

Biden: I am?

{Looks down, disappointed}

No, man. Haven’t seen — you know, the thing — since I ran.

Aide: We haven”t been there yet, sir.

Biden: Where?

Aide: Iran.

Biden: You did? You must’ve dropped out before the primaries, like Brunette Shoulder-Length Harris.

Aide: I was referring to the country, sir.

Biden: I love it more than the city. What direction is it from here?

Aide: East.

Biden: Far East?

Aide: No, sir, Near.

Biden: Near what?

Aide: Iraq.

Biden: AOC? Whitmer? . . . Not . . . {shudders} . . . Belosi?

Aide: You misunderstand, sir.

Biden: What miss? And where I stand is none of your business! What’s on the agenda?

Aide: Putin.

Biden: After that.

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Gator-Raid

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Straight Line of the Day: In Europe, Biden Is Surprised To Find…

Straight Line of the Day: In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…

Welcome to IMAO! Unfortunately You’ve Missed the Free Shuttle Bus

Pass; Fail

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