Friday Night Open Thread: And Yet It Still Doesn’t Spin as Much as the Media

Largest Rotating Structures in the Universe Discovered – Fantastic Cosmic Filaments Where Galaxies Are Relatively Just Specs of Dust
SciTechDaily | Leibniz Institute for Astrophysics | June 16, 2021

“Despite being thin cylinders – similar in dimension to pencils – hundreds of millions of light years long, but just a few million light years in diameter, these fantastic tendrils of matter rotate,” adds Noam Libeskind, initiator of the project at the AIP. “On these scales the galaxies within them are themselves just specks of dust. They move on helixes or corkscrew-like orbits, circling around the middle of the filament while travelling along it.

“Such a spin has never been seen before on such enormous scales, and the implication is that there must be an as yet unknown physical mechanism responsible for torquing these objects.”

How the angular momentum responsible for the rotation is generated in a cosmological context is one of the key unsolved problems of cosmology.

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Simile and the World Similes With You

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Biden Warns Americans Not To Tell On Him to Other Countries

“… or we’ll both get in trouble.”

“Uh-oh. I think I hear the other countries coming.”

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Poetry Coroner: Fill in the Blanks, If You Please

The _______________ in _______________ falls mainly on the __________________.

I shouldn’t have to mention that all three words should rhyme. Should I?

Preliminary attempts:

The will in Jill falls mainly on the scale of Hill.

Hmm. Plays merry havoc with the metre, though.

How about:

The frightenin’ in Biden falls mainly on the decidin’.

No; not quite there yet ….

The lack of Barack falls mainly the loss of shellac.

I’ve changed the underlying wording slightly. We all know you’re going to anyway, so feel free.

Boy George, I think you’ve got it!

Biden Finishes Train of Thought Initiated at Last Week’s G7 Conference

” . . . Susceptible!” Biden proudly concluded. (White House aides later clarified that what he meant to say was “success.”)

Wait — Has Anyone Referred To Kamala as “Her Hyena-ness”(c) Yet?

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Harris Visits Disney World; Declares Prison Conditions at Nearby San Quentin “Not Too Bad”

Straight Line of the Day: Simple Ways To Make America Better: …

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