In a bipartisan move, all members of Congress agreed to eliminate their own debts, the nation’s debts, and the debts of everyone in America — except you.
“This is a proud moment for America,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. “We hope you, however, will pay off your racist balance.”
Good, now I no longer have to feel guilty about cheating on my taxes.
You isn’t one of my personal pronouns.
Welcome to America where we rip off the other guy and pass the savings onto you. ~ N. Pelosi