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NFL declares that ‘football is gay’ in commercial supporting Carl Nassib
Yahoo News | June 29, 2021 | Michael Lee

The NFL released a commercial in support of Oakland Raiders defensive end Carl Nassib declaring that “football is gay.”

“Football is gay,” the 30-second commercial begins. “Football is lesbian. Football is beautiful. Football is queer. Football is life. Football is exciting. Football is culture. Football is transgender. Football is queer. Football is heart. Football is power. Football is tough. Football is bisexual. Football is strong. Football is freedom. Football is American. Football is accepting. Football is everything. Football is for everyone.”

The NFL debuted the commercial on social media, tweeting that “the NFL stands by the LGBTQ+ community today and every day.”

They’re right, ipso facto: the claim itself is gay!

Upon review: flag [sic] on the play: they left out the 2-spirits. Loss of woke yardage.

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