Today’s Lessen

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Democrats Offer Republicans Free Vacation — Or a Chance To Win a Luxury Yacht! — If They Buy a 6-Trillion-Dollar Condo in Surfside, Florida

Psaki Shirkles Back: Insists “There Is Categorically No Linkage Between the Deals”

“Pinky Schwer,” She Says, Using German

Mitt Romney Snaps Up Offer

Major, On Roof, Snaps Up Romney

Speaking in Tongue-Twisters

Vatican Asks All Catholic Dioceses to Take Part in Synod on Synodality
Catholic World Report | 5/21/21 | Courtney Mares

The Vatican announced Friday that the Synod of Bishops on synodality has been postponed to 2023, with a two-year consultative preparatory phase involving Catholic dioceses worldwide.

The synod on synodality will officially open with a “diocesan phase” in October 2021 and conclude with the XVI Ordinary General Assembly of the Synod of Bishops at the Vatican in October 2023.

Cardinal Mario Grech, the general secretary for the Synod of Bishops, said in an interview with Vatican News published May 21 that the synod has been transformed “from an event into a process.”

John 16:29 (King James Bible):

His disciples said unto him, “Lo, now speakest thou plainly . . .”

Thurston Howls

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Boundaries, Joe — Boundaries

WTH? Joe Biden Renames New Mexico During Live Stream With Governors (VIDEO)
Gateway Pundit | May 12, 2021 | Cristina Laila

“I’m just waiting for them to tell me when we get going here since we’re live streaming this,” Biden said not realizing the live stream had already started. “I’m supposed to look over here and not at you guys.”

Then Biden renamed New Mexico.

“I know Minnesota is great but it can’t be as nice weather as there is in Mexico,” Biden said of New Mexico.

He did it again…

“We got six governors with us today – Democrats and Republicans… Governor [Michelle] Lujan Grisham of Mexico.”

Straight Line of the Day: Wait … If Walrus Is Going To Be Gone For Two Weeks, What’s He Likely To Be Doing?

Straight Line of the Day: Wait … If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing?

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Welcome to IM – – Holy Heck! Get Out of Here!

Caption This!

I’m laughing already.

TM

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Babesleaga Week 5 : Renee O’Connor vs Danielle Cormack

Say goodnight Gracie.

Renee O’Connor vs Danielle Cormack

Renee O’Connor 1-3-0 pts. 274

  • Lost to Lucy Lawless 53-112
  • Lost to Alexandra Tydings 51-124
  • Lost to Claire Stansfield 85-86
  • Defeated Jennifer Sky 85-74
Renee O’Connor

VS

Danielle Cormack 0-4-0 pts. 151

  • Lost to Claire Stansfield 62-99
  • Lost to Jennifer Sky 37-110
  • Lost to Alexandra Tydings 18-128
  • Lost to Lucy Lawless 114-34
Danielle Cormack

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Babesleaga Week 5 : Hudson Leick vs Adrienne Wilkinson

The evening is nigh.

Hudson Leick vs Adrienne Wilkinson

Hudson Leick 3-1-0 pts. 406

  • Defeated Alexandra Tydings 92-75
  • Lost to Lucy Lawless 90-92
  • Defeated Jennifer Sky 128-30
  • Defeated Claire Stansfield 96-42
Hudson Leick

VS

Adrienne Wilkinson 2-2-0 pts. 317

  • Defeated Jennifer Sky 102-52
  • Defeated Claire Stansfield 88-57
  • Lost to Lucy Lawless 68-87
  • Lost to Alexandra Tydings 59-90
Adrienne Wilkinson

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137 votes · 137 answers

Neoconcierge

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“The Power of Tools Compels You”

Police Stop ‘Exorcism’ in Home Depot Lumber Aisle
NY Post | 6/24/2021 | Mark Lungariello

Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle.

The exorcism was for the dead trees and the would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building, according to a now-viral post from the Dickson City Police Department.

The incident was described in only 27 words, part of a long list of the small-town department’s daily log of calls – but the post has drawn attention due its bizarre quality and had been shared more than 550 times as of Thursday.

But how can we test whether the dead trees were in fact witches?

The Teenth Commandment

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Babesleaga Week 5 : Alexandra Tydings vs Claire Stansfield

Hope your day is going well.

Alexandra Tydings vs Claire Stansfield

Alexandra Tydings 3-1-0 pts. 417

  • Lost to Hudson Leick 75-92
  • Defeated Renee O’Connor 124-51
  • Defeated Danielle Cormack 128-18
  • Defeated Adrienne Wilkinson 90-59
Alexandra Tydings

VS

Claire Stansfield 2-2-0 pts. 284

  • Defeated Danielle Cormack 99-62
  • Lost to Adrienne Wilkinson 57-88
  • Defeated Renee O’Connor 86-85
  • Lost to Hudson Leick 42-96
Claire Stansfield

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