Straight Line of the Day: China’s going to be talkin’ all smashmouth and stuff. The proper response…
Chinese Diplomat Vows To Keep ‘Striking’ at West With Inflammatory Rhetoric: ‘Get Used to It’
American Military News | June 18, 2021 | Ryan MorganLu Shaye, China’s envoy to France, said this week that the old Chinese diplomatic style of “hide your strength and bide your time” has passed and China will instead continue “striking” at western public opinion with open criticism.
“Our striking on diplomatic and public opinion fronts is a form of ‘achieve something,’” Lu said. “I told them our style has changed, and you need to get used to our new style.”
Gee, what changed since January?
“Where’s my Raundry?”
No tickey…no washee.
Watch out — next they may unleash tickey-borne illnesses.
Rime disease.
“I.4 Billion Chinese… And you’re the best they got?”
… send in our own “Smack” squad, Hunter Biden, Rudy Giuliani, and Hillary Clinton…
“Your mother was a pangolin, and our father smelt of Goji berries.”
“Speak Engrish you batsh!t crazy b@stards.”
… “Style? You think a Mao jacket is the height of fashion…”
“You think your Chairman Mao Waving watches are so cool. We have Trump watches where his hair waves at you.”
China’s going to be talkin’ all smashmouth and stuff. The proper response…
go take a walk on the sun.
China’s going to be talkin’ all smashmouth and stuff. The proper response…
In Biden’s America, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”
China’s going to be talkin’ all smashmouth and stuff. The proper response…
something that begins with “Thermo” and ends in “Device”.
…and in China has something sounding like “New Queer” in the middle.
“I can’t take you seriously if you’re gonna wear that Winnie the Pooh mask.”
“…. I know you are, but what am I?”
“No… I don’t want to buy a Rollecks”
Have Xiden intimidate them with the “sinister whisper.” That should do it.
Tell Hillary that China has mountains of evidence against her.
Refer to Beijing as “the fake Lock Lidge”, then start laughing.
Light up the Holy Gong beacon and taunt them a second time.
Tell them “I got ya ancient Chinese secret RIGHT HERE!!!”
Helps if you say it in a Southie accent.
In response we’d turn our rhetoric volume all the way to XI.
Extra helping ~~~~~~~~~~
Stop buying Calgon.
I 屁 in your general direction!
Continue to mock them for selling flied lice.
… wait a couple of hours, and you’ll want to hear even more smack…
China’s going to be talkin’ all smash mouth and stuff. The proper response…Learn to speak Chinese and eat with chopsticks and you just might be able to survive what’s coming.
Moo Goo Gai Pain
Fried Ricin?
Biden’s Collaborangoon?
Ask how things are going in West Taiwan.