No Joke: Parrot in Bangkok Swallows 21 Diamonds After Raiding Owner’s Jewellery Box
AsiaOne | June 24, 2021 | Amierul Rashid
Polly want a safecracker?
On Tuesday (June 22), Frosty, a pet parrot in Bangkok, Thailand, raided its owner’s jewellery box and appeared to be enamoured of what it had found inside.
A diamond necklace caught the bird’s eye and that spelt trouble — Frosty decided to gobble the sparkly jewels up for breakfast.
By lunchtime, the eight-month-old sun parakeet looked weak and had lost its appetite.
Noticing something was off, the bird’s owner quickly brought it to the nearby Animal Space Hospital for an X-ray.
(The Animal Space Hospital doesn’t actually sound like it’s all that nearby.)
The operation took over two hours and vets recovered 21 diamonds, each around 0.2 carats, that the bird pecked from the woman’s necklace.
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Sounds like the exact medical facility we should send Joe Biden to…The Animal Space Hospital.
Sounds like it is going to be a dead parrot.
Will it still VOOM?
Not even if you put $20,000 worth of diamonds through it.
Did you guys hear about the couple in Boulder, Colorado, who run a pot dispensary that are getting a divorce? They are both seeking joint custody, even though they don’t have any children.
“Better start sh*tting me Tiffany cuff links.”
“Polly want a safecracker? No….Polly want a laxative.” ~ Polly