Straight Line of the Day: Recently Observed From the Satellite of Love: … Posted by Oppo on 13 November 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 3 1
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love… …the Planet of Hate. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
I just have to ask, does the satellite of love orbit just outside the Friend Zone? Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
It’s an elliptical orbit that can enter the friend zone occasionally for a quickie. Usually subsequent to a few drinks and prior to a healthy amount of regret. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Nah, it gets obscured by the assteroid field. It usually clears up by Thursday. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Venus has changed her profile to “it’s complicated” after Oumuamua failed to put a ring on it. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
The Russians trying to break up the International Space Station, again… Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Tom Servo claiming to be a woman while Crow tries to convince him otherwise. Gypsy and Mike are playing checkers, Gypsy winning. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
I’m not saying it was Klingon Aliens making love to Maxine Waters..but it was Klingon Aliens making love to Maxine Waters. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Okay, I need the brain bleach. Do we keep it in the laundry room, or under the kitchen sink? Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
That Kevin Bacon is being considered for the lead role in the new Wilt Chamberlain biopic shifting everyone on the planets Bacon number to < 2 Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … nocturnal emissions. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Loading... Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … a backlog of likes caused by a supply chain interruption. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … The latest failed experiment by Joel and the bots and another rerun of Manos the Hands of Fate. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
“Recently observed from the Satellite of Love…” Ferenghi have moved in, there goes the neighborverse Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
SMOD. The remaining crate of Hamdingers was launched to try to redirect it’s course but it had no effect. It still wasn’t heading for Earth. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: … A new version of an old song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1ISl2u5Lg Loading... Reply to this comment
Neil Young searching for a heart of gold getting improbably plucked from the vacuum of space by a sleek tennis shoe that appeared out of nowhere. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Starchild holding his love gun searching desperately for an obscurie award. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Recently Observed From the Satellite of Love: … …It’s a Mystery to me….. Loading... Reply to this comment
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love…
…the Planet of Hate.
I just have to ask, does the satellite of love orbit just outside the Friend Zone?
It’s an elliptical orbit that can enter the friend zone occasionally for a quickie. Usually subsequent to a few drinks and prior to a healthy amount of regret.
The pompatus of Lou Reed
Uranus after Taco Tuesday
Nah, it gets obscured by the assteroid field. It usually clears up by Thursday.
There’s rings around it.
Venus has changed her profile to “it’s complicated” after Oumuamua failed to put a ring on it.
Likewise Saturn is ISO a good divorce lawyer.
The Russians trying to break up the International Space Station, again…
Tom Servo claiming to be a woman while Crow tries to convince him otherwise. Gypsy and Mike are playing checkers, Gypsy winning.
I’m not saying it was Klingon Aliens making love to Maxine Waters..but it was Klingon Aliens making love to Maxine Waters.
Okay, I need the brain bleach. Do we keep it in the laundry room, or under the kitchen sink?
That Kevin Bacon is being considered for the lead role in the new Wilt Chamberlain biopic shifting everyone on the planets Bacon number to < 2
“Recently observed from the Satellite of Love…”
…space junk.
Coulda sworn it was wearing a fairing just a minute ago…
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
nocturnal emissions.
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
a dead/live cat.
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
a backlog of likes caused by a supply chain interruption.
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
The latest failed experiment by Joel and the bots and another rerun of Manos the Hands of Fate.
… Hookers and blow at Hunter’s house.
…starlinks wearing musk cologne.
“Recently observed from the Satellite of Love…”
Ferenghi have moved in, there goes the neighborverse
SMOD.
The remaining crate of Hamdingers was launched to try to redirect it’s course but it had no effect.
It still wasn’t heading for Earth.
Recently observed from the Satellite of Love: …
A new version of an old song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1ISl2u5Lg
Neil Young searching for a heart of gold getting improbably plucked from the vacuum of space by a sleek tennis shoe that appeared out of nowhere.
Hopefully he’ll pawn it and buy some singing lessons.
Oh my.
Starchild holding his love gun searching desperately for an obscurie award.
Recently Observed From the Satellite of Love: …
…It’s a Mystery to me…..
No need to be so theatrical about it…
Biden looking in a mirror saying. “I love ya, man.”