“…traveling over the speed limit, unlicensed sled, animal abuse, possible breaking and entering (mulitple counts), over the legal alcohol limit (How many Egg Nogs?). All that I might have let you go in the spirit of the season but… No mask? You’re going downtown.”
“…traveling over the speed limit, unlicensed sled, animal abuse, possible breaking and entering (mulitple counts), over the legal alcohol limit (How many Egg Nogs?). All that I might have let you go in the spirit of the season but… No mask? You’re going downtown.”
This will not get you on the nice list.
“Excuse me officer but you don’t believe in me? Where I come from we would call you a Rebel without a Claus”.
Schweinhund, vy you in protected vibrant diversity no-go zone? Macht shnell mit your paperz, und ver ist mask und vax passport?
I always pictured Santa as being taller.
Year after year Heinrich asked for a new bike, only to be disappointed. But now…REVENGE!
I heard the bail’s on Christmas Eve.
Saint Nicked
Authorities put a stop to Kris StilleNacht
“We found a Red Ryder BB gun in your sack, so we have to hook you up… don’t you know you could put someone’s eye out?”
First they came for Santa Claus, and I did not speak out, for I was not Santa Claus…
Considering he knows all about the naughty boys and girls, he could get a really sweet deal if he turns state’s evidence.
Can we bid for the naughty girls list?
Just asking.
For a friend.
Good one.
Henri Toulouse-Lautrec in old age looked a lot like Santa Claus.