Straight Line of the Day: Lights! Chimera! Action! How Is Kwanzaa Being Celebrated ‘Round Your Parts? Posted by Oppo on 30 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Lights! Chimera! Action! How is Kwanzaa being celebrated ’round your parts? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
My celebration of Kwanzaa is rather subdued – they had to tie me to a chair… Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
We call it ‘REMEMBER BENGHAZI’. It’s right up there with ‘Remember the Alamo’. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Popeye’s, BoJangles, KFC, take your pick and don’t forget the grape Fanta this time. Maybe a drive-by or two later in the evening. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Dern! I forgot to send out Kwanzaa cards again this year. I’ll probably suffer never again being invited to an “event”. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
By giving away Christmas presents I received but didn’t like. Cousin Pookie is getting canned mackerel. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
My family has a scavenger hunt where the first one who finds someone celebrating Kwanzaa unironically gets a 22 year old bottle of scotch. It was originally 12 years old but in the 10 years we’ve been doing this…no winner. Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
I have a distant uncle who clams his kwanzaa was shot off in the war. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
Well yeah. That why he was issued a kwanzaa – so he could shoot it off. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Lights! Chimera! Action! How is Kwanzaa being celebrated ’round your parts? Why would we celebrate some Australian Airline? Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
Lights! Chimera! Action! How is Kwanzaa being celebrated ’round your parts? Some mostly peaceful partying. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
I give MAGA hats to Nigerian immigrants and let them know when I’ll be at the sandwich shop. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
The annual MST3K movie or two, preceded by an hour or so of Fallout 4. Then everyone gatherers round the tv tables with their plate of random leftovers. It’s all very respectful and ceremonial. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Like the rest of the world I give pause from my intense feelings of doom and despair to let out a dispirited Heh! Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
I ain’t lettin’ no Kwanzaa around MY parts, no ways!
My celebration of Kwanzaa is rather subdued – they had to tie me to a chair…
We call it ‘REMEMBER BENGHAZI’. It’s right up there with ‘Remember the Alamo’.
Popeye’s, BoJangles, KFC, take your pick and don’t forget the grape Fanta
this time. Maybe a drive-by or two later in the evening.
2100 gun salute in Chicago. Nothing here.
Unnoticeable with all the Festivus ‘airing of grievances’.
Bourbon. The same way I celebrate every day.
Dern! I forgot to send out Kwanzaa cards again this year.
I’ll probably suffer never again being invited to an “event”.
By giving away Christmas presents I received but didn’t like. Cousin Pookie is getting canned mackerel.
My family has a scavenger hunt where the first one who finds someone celebrating Kwanzaa unironically gets a 22 year old bottle of scotch. It was originally 12 years old but in the 10 years we’ve been doing this…no winner.
The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
I have a distant uncle who clams his kwanzaa was shot off in the war.
Well yeah. That why he was issued a kwanzaa – so he could shoot it off.
Getting your Kwanzaa clammed is plenty painful.
Lights! Chimera! Action! How is Kwanzaa being celebrated ’round your parts?
Why would we celebrate some Australian Airline?
Emily, that’s Quantas.
Never mind.
Lights! Chimera! Action! How is Kwanzaa being celebrated ’round your parts?
Some mostly peaceful partying.
I give MAGA hats to Nigerian immigrants and let them know when I’ll be at the sandwich shop.
The annual MST3K movie or two, preceded by an hour or so of Fallout 4.
Then everyone gatherers round the tv tables with their plate of random leftovers.
It’s all very respectful and ceremonial.
Like the rest of the world I give pause from my intense feelings of doom and despair to let out a dispirited Heh!