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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A Round One – Night Session
Good night.
Match 1
(3) Another one bites the dust – Queen VS (62) Kids in America – Kim Wilde
(3) Another one bites the dust – Queen
VS
(62) Kids in America – Kim Wilde
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Match 2
(30) Physical – Olivia Newton-John VS (35) Jessie’s girl – Rick Springfield
(30) Physical – Olivia Newton-John
VS
(35) Jessie’s girl – Rick Springfield
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Match 3
(14) Fame – Irene Cara VS (51) Just the two of us – Grover Washington
(14) Fame – Irene Cara
VS
(51) Just the two of us – Grover Washington
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Match 4
(19) Hit me with your best shot – Pat Benatar VS (46) Genius of Love – Tom Tom Club
(19) Hit me with your best shot – Pet Benatar
VS
(46) Genius of Love – Tom Tom Club
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Match 5
(6) Love will tear us apart – Joy Division VS (59) Edge of seventeen – Stevie Nicks
(6) Love will tear us apart – Joy Division
VS
(59) Edge of seventeen – Stevie Nicks
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Match 6
(27) Don’t you want me? – Human League VS (38) Under pressure – Queen & David Bowie
(27) Don’t you want me? – Human League
VS
(38) Under pressure – Queen & David Bowie
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Match 7
(11) Upside down – Diana Ross VS (54) Ace of spades – Motorhead
(11) Upside down – Diana Ross
VS
(54) Ace of spades – Motorhead
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Match 8
(22) Tide is high – Blondie VS (43) Who can it be know – Men at Work
(22) Tide is high – Blondie
VS
(43) Who can it be now – Men at Work
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Correction: Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s B Finals results
“Miss Lawless! What a surprise. What’s brings you down to the bowels of IMAO HQ?”
“I am afraid there is a problem Mr. Walrus.”
“What?”
“It appears that you made a mistake with the Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown.”
“No, surely you jest.”
“No I am not jes… why do you old guys all ways make that joke?”
“Habit.”
“Well cut it out. Now the nice Mr. Tankdemon pointed out you made a mistake tallying the vote for the finals.”
“No way! Let me check….”
“I trust this will be corrected before it has to go ‘Upstairs’.”
“You mean to Oppo?”
“No. Higher.”
“You mean, Basil not Basil?”
“No. Higher.”
“You don’t mean the world renowned author and blogger who has personal knowledge of Glenn Reynold’s password for the puppy blender? The man who will nuke the moon?”
“I won’t mention his name. Now, will you correct the mistake?”
“I’ll get right on it.”
“I don’t doubt it.”
Championship song for the 1970s Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown
(49) Aqualung – Jethro Tull
Jethro Tull defeated (42) Roundabout – Yes 173-123
Congratulations to Jethro Tull.
Full voting.
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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A Round One – Evening Session
Good evening all.
Match 1
(2) Celebration – Kool & the Gang VS (63) Open arms – Journey
(2) Celebration – Kool & the Gang
VS
(63) Open arms – Journey
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Match 2
(31) Don’t stop believing – Journey VS (34) Our lips are sealed – Go-Go’s
(31) Don’t stop believing – Journey
VS
(34) Our lips are sealed – Go-Go’s
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Match 3
(15) More bounce to the ounce – Zapp VS (50) Every little thing she does is magic – Police
(15) More bounce to the ounce – Zapp
VS
(50) Every little thin she does is magic – Police
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Match 4
(18) Keep on loving you – REO Speedwagon VS (47) Just can’t get enough – Depeche Mode
(18) Keep on loving you – REO Speedwagon
VS
(47) Just can’t get enough – Depeche Mode
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Match 5
(7) Rapture – Blondie VS (58) Urgent – Foreigner
(7) Rapture – Blondie
VS
(58) Urgent – Foreigner
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Match 6
(26) I love rock n roll – Joan Jett VS (39) Rock this town – Stray Cats
(26) I love rock n roll – Joan Jett
VS
(39) Rock this town – Stray Cats
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Match 7
(10) Once in a lifetime – talking Heads VS (55) Mickey Toni Basil
(10) Once in a lifetime – Talking Heads
VS
(55) Mickey – Toni Basil
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Match 8
(23) Stomp! – Brothers Johnson VS (42) Waiting for a girl like you – Foreigner
(23) Stomp! – Brothers Johnson
VS
(42) Waiting for a girl like you – Foreigner
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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A Round One Afternoon session
Good afternoon.
Match 1
(4) You shook me all nite long – AC/DC vs (61) Being with you – Smokey Robinson
(4) You shook me all nite long – AC/DC
VS
(61) Being with you – Smokey Robinson
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Match 2
(29) Super Freak – Rick James VS (36) Endless love – Diana Ross & Lionel Ritchie
(29) Super Freak – Rick James
VS
(36) Endless love – Diana Ross & Lionel Ritchie
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Match 3
(13) Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne VS (52) Double Dutch bus – Frankie Smith
(13) Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne
VS
(52) Double Dutch bus – Frankie Smith
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Match 4
(20) Turning Japanese – Vapors VS (45) 867-5309/Jenny – Tommy Tutone
(20) Turning Japanese – Vapors
VS
(45) 867-5309/Jenny- Tommy Tutone
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Match 5
(5) Whip it – Devo VS (60) Ghost Town – The Specials
(5) Whip it – Devo
VS
(60) Ghost Town – The Specials
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Match 6
(28) Tainted love – Soft Cell VS (37) I can’t go for that – Hall & Oates
(28) Tainted Love – Soft Cell
VS
(37) I can’t go for that – Hall & Oates
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Match 7
(12) Any way you want it – Journey VS (53) He stopped loving her today – George Jones
(12) Any way you want it – Journey
VS
(53) He stopped loving her today – George Jones
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Match 8
(21) I’m coming out – Diana Ross VS (44) Let’s groove – Earth, Wind & Fire
(21) I’m coming out – Diana Ross
VS
(44) Let’s groove – Earth, Wind & Fire
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Straight Line of the Day: Let’s Check In: What’s Greta Up To?
Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A : Round One
Our musical journey continues on into the 1980s.
Match 1
(1) Call me – Blondie vs (64) Slowhand – Pointer Sisters
(1) Call me – Blondie
VS
(64) Slowhand – Pointer Sisters
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Match 2
(32) In the air tonight – Phil Collins vs (33) Start me up – Rolling Stones
(32) In the air tonight – Phil Collins
VS
(33) Start me up – Rolling Stones
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Match 3
(16) Master Blaster – Stevie Wonder vs (49) Adventures of Grandmaster Flash – Grandmaster Flash
(16) Master Blaster – Stevie Wonder
VS
(49) Adventures of Grandmaster Flash – Grandmaster Flash
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Match 4
(17) Spirit of Radio – Rush vs (48) Bette Davis eyes – Kim Carnes
(17) Spirit of Radio – Rush
VS
(48) Bette Davis eyes – Kim Carnes
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Match 5
(8) Back in black – AC/DC VS (57) Give me the night – George Benson
(8) Back in black – AC/DC
VS
(57) Give me the night – George Benson
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(25) Take your time – S.O.S. Band vs (40) Down under – Men at work
Match 6
(25) Take your time – S.O.S. Band
VS
(40) Down under – Men at work
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Match 7
(9) The Breaks – Kurtis Blow vs (56) Dancing with myself – Billy Idol
(9) The Breaks – Kurtis Blow
VS
(56) Dancing with myself – Billy Idol
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Match 8
(24) He’s so shy – Pointer Sisters vs (41) Centerfold – J. Geils Band
(24) He’s so shy – Pointer Sisters
VS
(41) Centerfold – J. Geils Band
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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s B Championship
We have a winner!
Congratulations to our winner from the 1970s Group B we have.
(42) Roundabout – Yes
Final match
Defeated (49) Aqualung – Jethro Tull 173-123
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Hope everyone enjoyed that. We have the first group from the 1980s starting up at 10:00 am. See you there!
Straight Line of the Day: What Is a Woman?
Caption This!
Babesleaga Week 4 : Ji In Cho vs Maria Brink
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Ji In Cho vs Maria Brink
Ji In Cho (0-3-0 Pts. 109)
- Lost to Amy Lee 39-100
- Lost to Cristina Scabbia 26-95
- Lost to Tatiana Schmayluk 44-78
VS
Maria Brink (2-1-0 Pts. 181)
- Lost to Amy Lee 39-100
- Defeated Heidi Shepherd 68-48
- Defeated Alissa White-Gluz 67-49
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Babesleaga Week 4 : Tatiana Schmayluk vs Alissa White-Gluz
Good evening.
Tatiana Schmayluk vs Alissa White-Gluz
Tatiana Schmayluk (2-1-0 Pts. 183)
- Defeated Heidi Shepherd 71-68
- Lost to Carla Harvey 34-78
- Defeated Ji In Cho 78-44
VS
Alissa White-Gluz (0-3-0 Pts. 129)
- Lost to Cristina Scabbia 44-87
- Lost to Amy Lee 36-78
- Lost to Maria Brink 49-67
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Babesleaga Week 4 : Amy Lee vs Heidi Shepherd
Good afternoon.
Amy Lee vs Heidi Shepherd
Amy Lee (3-0-0 Pts. 244)
- Defeated Ji In Cho 100-39
- Defeated Alissa White-Gluz 78-36
- Defeated Carla Harvey 66-63
VS
Heidi Shepherd (0-3-0 Pts. 147)
- Lost to Tatiana Schmayluk 68-71
- Lost to Maria Brink 48-68
- Lost to Cristina Scabbia 31-86
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Straight Line of the Day: According to Joe, We All Know Someone Who’s…
C’mon, man!
Florida Woman Accused of Huffing Deodorant While Driving
CBS12 | 3/9/2022
STUART, Fla. (CBS12) ― A woman is facing DUI charges after deputies found her with a car full of deodorant spray. . . .
Deputies pulled her over on SE Federal Highway and Carroll Street and noticed a stack of empty Right Guard deodorant spray cans in her car. The sheriff’s office said she also appeared impaired. and that a strong scent of the spray was in her car. . . .
[She] initially said she sprayed the deodorant because she liked the smell of it. She later admitted she drank alcohol earlier in the day, and then huffed the deodorant while driving her car.
Straight Line of the Day: According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…