Straight Line of the Day: Couldn’t Make the Swim Team on the Outside?

I despair of all government. And almost of all civilization outside of IMAO.

Two women at New Jersey’s only all-women’s prison have both fallen pregnant after having sex with a transgender inmate.

. . . at the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility, in Clinton, which the New Jersey governor announced plans to close last year.

Prison bosses said that in both instances, the sex was consensual.

It is unclear if the women had sex with the same transgender inmate, or if it was two different inmates. Edna Mahan houses 27 transgender prisoners, and over 800 women altogether. It is also unclear how far along the two inmates are, and whether they plan to continue with their respective pregnancies. An investigation has been launched.

The correctional facility began to house transgender women – including those have yet to undergo gender reassignment surgery – last year.

That came as part of a settlement following a lawsuit brought by a trans woman and the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of New Jersey.

ACLU legal director Jeanne LoCicero defended on Tuesday the policy, saying it ensured the rights of trans prisoners were not violated.

‘[It’s] in line with New Jersey’s strong anti-discrimination laws that prevent discrimination and harassment on the basis of gender identity,’ she told local news outlet NJ.com.

Daily Mail | 4/13/22

Straight Line of the Day: So, couldn’t make the swim team on the outside?

[“That’s a Mahan Baby!”]

[“Mahan, I Feel Like a Woman”]

 

 

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