… all the great content from IMAO, plus assorted garbage that the editors found unworthy to post, with exclusive photo sessions of Walruskkkch and his bevy of beauties. You don’t want to miss that…
A lifetime supply of grid squares and mail bouys..
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More arrogance than Hunter Biden.
…at least one month and a day’s worth of low grade internet bluster, memery, and general declasse shenanigans.
…laid
Count me in!
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Okay, where do I sign up?
…screwed more than the cap on Gavin Newsome’s hair gel jar.
…a life time subscription to the Large Wooden Badger of the Month Club.
…surprise visits from the Spanish Inquisition.
No one would expect that.
Those “special” pictures Walrus keeps for himself.
…Um… sorry, not interested in emu pr0n.
That ain’t it IYKWIMAITYD.
…a 24 hour livestream view of the Sea of Tranquility for no particular reason whatsoever.
Emu insurance.
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I could use that… unless it isn’t what it seems…
We connect you with…
Kevin.
Actually they’ll connect you with Peggy.
I was expecting Jawaharlal.
He got canned for being a Nehru-do-well.
That’s Kevin.
“You get nothing! You lose! Good day, Sir”
Is that what you told the Aussies in 1932?
Yup. Still here mate.
You get what you pay for, TANSTAAFL!
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I know I didn’t.
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…your choice of pronouns.
Unfortunately there are only 2 sets.
The second set free?
Definitely commando.
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Must be one of Oppo’s assistants.
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You can finally find oit what happened to the giant Nepelese Yak.
Now that you mention it, I haven’t really seen him around since the company barbeque.
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… a frightening amount of lost time that you will never get back.
… a print version (for those of you hooked up to a printer).
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A complete set of Ginzu knives.
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Of course!
IMAO – quite the bunch of cut-ups…
… the room with The View.
We giving access to the re-eduction area?
Wow! How do I subscribe and how much will it cost me?
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The Good Housekeeping seal of Opporoval.
10% off yard sale advertising space.
One of Walrus’ ks, or two of his exes.
To claim Biden as a dependent on your tax return, or a serving of vegetables with your school lunch.
The home game