Straight Line of the Day: What’s Brian Stelter Going To Do After CNN Dumps Him? Posted by Oppo on 30 April 2022, 12:00 pm Courtesy of FormerHostage: It looks like Brian Stelter’s days are numbered. What’s he going to do after CNN dumps him? Stunt double for the StayPuff marshmallow man in the next Ghost Busters remake. . Six words: Would you like fries with that? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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I hear Jen Psaki’s job is opening up. I’m sure he can be just as transparently opaque. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Towel boy at Rahm & Barack’s favorite spot in Chicago…. Man Country Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
I learned in the army that if you screw up,you move up. I suspect he’ll replace Feinstein in the Senate. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
He’ll become a driver for Skip the Dishes..sadly he’ll brag too often that ” I use to be a Big Deal once..”” ..restaurants will complain..and it will be time again to …move on.. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
He’ll get a job as the spokesman for Mr. Potato Head..sales will suddenly plummet.. Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
He’ll approach Columbia School of Broadcasting ..after the aptitude testing however he will reluctantly accept a position in the cafeteria… Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
Become the boy who cried Wolf Blitzer. One day he tells the truth and nobody believes him. Put on suicide watch, pay-per-view subscriptions exactly equal to those of Fox News viewers who skip Hannity that night. When Stelter gets canned he will get second billing in 700 cans of store brand chicken and dumplings. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
If he could convince Kim Jong-un that he knows some NBA stars, he might get a gig on North Korean State TV… Loading... Reply to this comment
Start up a local public television show, maybe called Helter-Stelter… Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
To become the spokesman for the state of Idaho, as he is actually a potato. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
I heard he’s been offered the top management job in a Dwarf Gay Hungarian Circus.
Year round White House Easter bunny
I hear Jen Psaki’s job is opening up. I’m sure he can be just as transparently opaque.
Towel boy at Rahm & Barack’s favorite spot in Chicago…. Man Country
Trust me ……. you DO NOT want to know!
“I wouldn’t give that guy a mop job!”
I learned in the army that if you screw up,you move up. I suspect he’ll replace Feinstein in the Senate.
He’ll become a driver for Skip the Dishes..sadly he’ll brag too often that ” I use to be a Big Deal once..”” ..restaurants will complain..and it will be time again to
…move on..
He’ll get a job as the spokesman for Mr. Potato Head..sales will suddenly plummet..
He’ll approach Columbia School of Broadcasting ..after the aptitude testing however he will reluctantly accept a position in the cafeteria…
Start his own show, Reliably Stupid.
Unbiased sportscaster for ESPN Just like his old job
Become the boy who cried Wolf Blitzer. One day he tells the truth and nobody believes him.
Put on suicide watch, pay-per-view subscriptions exactly equal to those of Fox News viewers who skip Hannity that night.
When Stelter gets canned he will get second billing in 700 cans of store brand chicken and dumplings.
If he could convince Kim Jong-un that he knows some NBA stars, he might get a gig on North Korean State TV…
Start up a local public television show, maybe called Helter-Stelter…
Be pictured on milk cartons
Slimer in Girl Ghostbusters II.
To become the spokesman for the state of Idaho, as he is actually a potato.