Straight Line of the Day: The Definition of Desperate: … Posted by Oppo on 6 April 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The definition of desperate: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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… choosing a running mate who is utterly unqualified, just to still the shrill voices of “Woke” culture screaming to tick their boxes… Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
… and Supreme Court justice nominee, and Secretary of Transportation, and Secretary of HHS, and on and on… Loading... 8 Reply to this comment
forming kill squads to go after farmers so they don’t steal your tanks with their tractors. Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
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Hooking back up with your ex…because THIS time it’ll be different. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
you got to do what you got to do when there are no Krystals in the area. Loading... Reply to this comment
Claiming to be a woman in able to compete without getting you a$$ kicked Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
The definition of desperate: …..selecting Kamala Harris as your running mate. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
Seeing the Cadaver in Chief shuffling around the room in hopes of getting some attention. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Injecting yourself for a fourth/fifth/etc time with crap that didn’t work before, because THIS time it will finally work! Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
…I tried consulting with Adam Ant on this, but I don’t know if I can believe him since it seemed he wasn’t serious. Loading... Reply to this comment
Well I am inclined to grant as I can’t see a connection to the singer. Loading... Reply to this comment
Had to have been a reference to “Situation desperate [or hopeless] . . . but not serious.” Loading... Reply to this comment
Hitch-slapping a comedian to ensure that your awards show isn’t the lowest-rated ever. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
Trying to prove to total strangers, with geometric logic, that Han shot first. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
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… electing someone utterly unable to perform the job, just because you can’t win with anyone else…
Thinking you can arrange for Obama to be President again.
…is a Non-Gendered Dork trying to become a Super Hero.
I’m sure Marvel has already done that.
Aquaman doesn’t count.
… choosing a running mate who is utterly unqualified, just to still the shrill voices of “Woke” culture screaming to tick their boxes…
… and Supreme Court justice nominee, and Secretary of Transportation, and Secretary of HHS, and on and on…
forming kill squads to go after farmers so they don’t steal your tanks with their tractors.
… throwing money at a perceived problem, in the vain hope that it will just go away…
Hooking back up with your ex…because THIS time it’ll be different.
Dem’s re-fund the police messages.
The content of any MSM report on DeSantis
4th meal at Taco Bell.
you got to do what you got to do when there are no Krystals in the area.
Any MSM coverage of this administration
Your Tinder profile.
Eating a cookie with walnuts
Claiming to be a woman in able to compete without getting you a$$ kicked
…starting a land war in Asia to prove you’re not irrelevant.
The definition of desperate: …..selecting Kamala Harris as your running mate.
Seeing the Cadaver in Chief shuffling around the room in hopes of getting some attention.
Injecting yourself for a fourth/fifth/etc time with crap that didn’t work before, because THIS time it will finally work!
…I tried consulting with Adam Ant on this, but I don’t know if I can believe him since it seemed he wasn’t serious.
Would rate an Obscury! from me, but perhaps I’m not a valid sample.
Well I am inclined to grant as I can’t see a connection to the singer.
Had to have been a reference to “Situation desperate [or hopeless] . . . but not serious.”
The song is called “Desperate But Not Serious”
Not one I remember off hand.
Fighting belly fat with this one easy trick…
Wanting to date AOC
Hitch-slapping a comedian to ensure that your awards show isn’t the lowest-rated ever.
Jussie Smollett complaining that his attacker is now loose.
I see what you did there
“see: Hail Maury play.”
Trying to prove to total strangers, with geometric logic, that Han shot first.
Sifting through the carpet and hoping the crumbs you find are crack and not little chuncks of parmesan cheese.
Somebody married Brian Stelter.
You have to feel sorry for both of those guys.
Jen Psaki attempting to convince everyone that Biden is coherent.