. . . the usual: doctored WH transcripts of every event, media bootlicking, staff demanding cameras be turned off when Brandon is climbing the AF1 stairs, muting protestors chanting “Ret’s Go Blandon”, Dr. Jill announcing she is running for Surgeon General, Brandon barely eking out the Stupid Quote of the Week competition with Que Mala, and Yoko Ono providing the trip soundtrack.
… about fifteen minutes…
…what trip?
As long as Joe will.
… the sudden burst of Asian appointees that followed…
… being known as a failed attempt to inaugurate “Dim Sum Diplomacy”…
… how Kamala Harris kept insisting that the President “just try the Blowfish”…
It takes one to like one.
…never get involved in a bland war in Asia.
…the fact that he was in Cleveland, Ohio.
…frequent rest room stops and pudding breaks.
…his secret service code name for the trip, “Vlad the hair inhaler.”
…Hunter passing out his business cards after each meeting.
….his requests for “A Shubbery.”
History Will Remember Biden’s Asia Trip For…
Biden claiming all the Asians were mocking his constant squinting
…now that’s a slippery slope.
A meeting that’s greater than the Potsdam Conference- New Press SEC. Whatshername.
. . . the usual: doctored WH transcripts of every event, media bootlicking, staff demanding cameras be turned off when Brandon is climbing the AF1 stairs, muting protestors chanting “Ret’s Go Blandon”, Dr. Jill announcing she is running for Surgeon General, Brandon barely eking out the Stupid Quote of the Week competition with Que Mala, and Yoko Ono providing the trip soundtrack.
History will remember Biden’s Asia trip for…
far longer than he will
Joe won’t be able to resist the small ladies in the red light district…stop off for a sniff and come away with monkey pox…
…the wrong turn at Albuquerque
History will remember Biden’s Asia trip for…
all the sweet, sweet graft coming Hunter’s way.
…Secret Service shooting at Asian jumping worm that infiltrated Biden’s pants. Tragic case of mistaken identity.
…total surrender to Chinas military when their new Stacey Abrams tank is demonstrated.
…the 1.4 billion 2024 mail-in ballots dropped off. An hour later they wanted more.
… the fact that the bat signal has been seen again in Wuhan.