…that’s what the captain of the Titanic said right after they woke him up when they hit that iceberg that was created due to man made global cooling of the time.
I have a friend that went on a trans Atlantic cruse…he came back very disappointed…said he never did get to visit Hawaii like he wanted…then he voted for Biden…man didn’t make poor decisions, he wouldn’t make no decisions at all.
Oh, blow the they down, they-ye, blow the they down
Way aye blow the they down
Oh, blow the they down, they-ye, blow them away
Give me some time to blow the they down!
“Isn’t that Caitlyn Jenner at the Captain’s table?”
It’s called the LoveGBTQ Boat
… they could have called it Virgin Atlantic, but that was already taken…
All the ‘in’ crowd spend their evenings at the ships Pronoun Lounge.
… they had to keep on sailing because nobody knew how to properly dock…
…any port in a storm
Yar… There he/she/they/them blows
“Arrr… I be Cap’n Ahab!”
“Sir. What kind of a pronoun is a hab?”
…that’s what the captain of the Titanic said right after they woke him up when they hit that iceberg that was created due to man made global cooling of the time.
When they said “Women and children first” all the lifeboats were instantly filled and no one was left on board the ship.
I have a friend that went on a trans Atlantic cruse…he came back very disappointed…said he never did get to visit Hawaii like he wanted…then he voted for Biden…man didn’t make poor decisions, he wouldn’t make no decisions at all.
Don’t be silly. The trans Atlantic cruise leaves from Hawaii. He must have been on the Trans Pacific cruise that tours Italy and Spain
Perhaps….but that still doesn’t absolve him of the stupidly of voting for Biden.
…they’re prepared to stalk whales with Theypoons and Thempoons… instead of just Harpoons.
…in rough seas you can tell which ‘skirts’ to avoid as you can hear the balls slapping side to side.
…just like a seal clapping.
You know, I just learned his name is Henry Olusegun Adeola Samuel.
Something new every day.
…now that’s obscure
That sounds a little bit crazy.
They haven’t removed the dinghy for safety reasons, but they keep it well hidden.
…how many do they have? One ringy dinghy? Two ringy dinghy’s?
Is this the trans cruise to which we are speaking?
That thing is so Trans Atlantic they welded on a third mast for good measure.
…and the figurehead has b00bs and a mustache.
First it was just crossing. Now trans. What next? Quantum Super Atlantic?
“I hate Quantum”
The proliferation of catchy sea shantys
Oh, blow the they down, they-ye, blow the they down
Way aye blow the they down
Oh, blow the they down, they-ye, blow them away
Give me some time to blow the they down!
“You’ll enjoy our lounge, all stools seat four!”
– Adm. Levine
“That’s the difference between this ‘Tran Atlantic’ cruise and the Titanic.”
“They know how many men went down on the Titanic.”
Everyone seems obsessed with Moby Dick.
….call me Ish-they-all
“Captain Rehab! Captain Rehab!”
Paul’s a Queer.
Coast Guard: “Are you westbound or eastbound?”
Ship: “Not sure. Could go either way.”
when the ship is moored using the newly developed reverse cleat hitch.
Now that’s what I call a “Trans Atlantic” cruise: …
Tom goes both ways these days.
…a three hour tour
Is that when they provide everyone a first mate?
They worship the god PoseHidin’. Also known as NipToon.