Doctor Dud: Jill Biden Biography Sells Just 250 Copies in First Week
Free Beacon | 4/29/2022 | Andrew StilesThe American people are decidedly disinclined to pay $26 for a book about the life of President Joe Biden’s primary caretaker. Politico reports that a recently published biography of Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D, sold just 250 copies in its first week of circulation.
The Politico article, which documents the professional anxiety of White House correspondents who find it “boring and difficult” to cover an administration whose policies they wholeheartedly support, cites the poor sales of Jill: A Biography of the First Lady by AP reporters Julie Pace and Darlene Superville as an example of why journalists are so bummed out now that a Democrat is in charge.
Straight Line of the Day: Could you possibly come up with a worse idea for a book than Dr. Jill’s biography?
The Kamala Harris, Places I Have Knelt book. Subtitle ‘Working you way to the top.’
Second banana to Joe Biden ain’t exactly the top.
No.
Any audiobook narrated by Joe Biden
“Nancy Pelosi’s Guide To The Constitution, Ethics, and Catholicism”, subtitle Read This With a Shovel
Sasha and Malia Obama’s “Who’s My Daddy?”, foreword by Chelsea Clinton Hubbell
Dr. Joe’s Biography
Exercising a strong memory, by Joe Biden
or
Telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, by Hillary Clinton.
Helter Stelter: Dominating at CNN and Owning the Trumpers
My Struggle by Joe Biden
No, It’s MY Struggle by Dianne Feinstein
Wrong, It’s MY STRUGGLE by Nancy Pelosi
Let’s Spoon by Bill Clinton.
I Voted For the Bill, Before I Voted Against It: The Wit and Wisdom of John Kerry
Phrenology, for Fun and Profit
Getting a little ahead of yourself?
Everything Gigli by a Beniffer Superfan
Many Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: A History of the Democrat Party
Cigar Connoisseur by Bill Clinton
Suiciding by Hillary Clinton
Chris Cuomo, All In The Family
“Reassurances” by Doctor Anthony Fauci.
“Love Thine Neighbors” by Vladimir Putin.
Joe Biden’s Autobiography
-It’s just a history of cars he’s owned.
How To Write a Surefire Bestseller
— by AP reporters Julie Pace and Darlene Superville
The Biography of Dr. Jill, Volume 2.
They said..” Play without TRUMP and Eventually you’re Euchered”…the Art of playing the Game WITHOUT a Full Deck..by Joseph Robinette BIDEN
Foreword by the brilliant scholar
Dr. Jill BIDEN
Hair America. Scratch-n-Sniff album of Joe Biden’s Rise To Power.
Oopsie Poopsie, Biden Gets A Diaper Change Coloring Book.
Communism success stories
(A blank pamphlet)
A book on Dr. Jill’s opinions?
A Historical fiction work by Hillary: “Winning the Presidency”