This Remote-Controlled Robot Crab Can Sit on the Side of a Penny
Tech Crunch | May 25, 2022 | Brian Heater
Straight Line of the Day: Northwestern U. scientists developed a remote-controlled robot crab that can sit on the side of a penny. Possible uses: …
… assign robot crabs to automatically pinch pennies, so that our government doesn’t have to…
… program them to harvest pocket lint, a potentially important new source of energy…
Expect to see them collecting all the change in shopping mall fountains.
… providing Hollywood with another “fresh” idea – Attack of the Miniature Crab v. Them …
…grant money, baby!
…a defense against Sheldon Cooper.
…construction of very small wooden badgers.
… shooing away those noisy angels on the head of that pin.
…fill the void of players of all those tiny violins taxpayers financed.
…field a much more respectable football team.
Cleaning up Hunter’s parmesan dust?
Dunno, but slot machines in Vegas will need screens for these things.
They’re all called “Karen.” They fight microaggressions.
Never lose a coin flip again!
Reconnaissance for Orkin.
…. proving that just because you can do it doesn’t mean you have to do it.
Clearing up certain, umm, social issues, in the VP’s Kameltoe.
…the female robot crabs have juicier tasting legs than the males without even being dipped in garlic butter.
Northwestern U. scientists developed a remote-controlled robot crab that can sit on the side of a penny. Possible uses: …
bigger models that can sit on a dock by the bay.
Train it to climb in Kamala’s ear, receive and broadcast sentences that make sense…
Why a robot crab? Why-a no robot lobster? ~ Chico Marx
Northwestern U. scientists developed a remote-controlled robot crab that can sit on the side of a penny. Possible uses: …
Send it in to look for pResident Biden’s brain…