Straight Line of the Day: How It Really Was: … Posted by Oppo on 6 May 2022, 12:00 pm How Walrus imagined his vacation: Straight Line of the Day: How it really was: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Like travelling with Del Griffith…
I heard he’s in Australia searching for a Rescue Emu to bring back to the farm.
Signed up for an ecological internship and spent the whole time helping analyze public wastewater for Covid concentrations..
“We ain’t lost and you can stare at me all you want, I ain’t stopping for directions!”
A tequila-soaked weekend in Tijuana…
Like trying to get to Wally World…
Ever seen The Grapes of Wrath? Like that… only less colorful…
The Rowan Atkinson/Wayne Knight ambulance sequence from Rat Race.
It’s like putting a walrus in a small sports car….
(You take the “C” out of truck, and the “F” out of way)
It was raining.
Shoulda stood in bed.
He ended up driving a Chevette instead of a Trans-Am, his passenger was Sally Kohn instead of a young Sally Field, and he had to deliver a truckload of White Claw instead of beer.
How it really was: …
What you’d expect but with yakkity-sax playing in the background
How it really was…
…he got the “goo goo” going, but the “gajoob” was nowhere to be found.
How it really was…
He had a bit of difficulty getting his merchant marine certification.
https://youtube.com/shorts/g5XJJpsy38s?feature=share
Yikes!
That narrater didn’t sound like she was from around here. Sounded like she was from… somewheres else.
He realized that “You like my money. You REALLY like my money.”
Outside the city he got to enjoy the peaceful, soothing sound of banjos playing everywhere, all the time.
Ran out of gas taking a left turn at Albuquerque, also known as the Stacey Abrams bypass.
Aaah yes. Good times.
You mean he imagined himself as a young Sally Field cuddling up with Burt Reynolds? My God…no wonder his best friend is an Emu.
Nice take!